found this at a yard sale today

And to sweeten up the pot even more!!!!!!! .... I'll kick in a rubber band, 4 left over ("extra") screws from something I assembled years ago, a half-used Bic lighter, 3 assorted K-cups because I don't like those flavors, an almost brand new SAK toothpick, 12 assorted keys - on a key ring - from locks I've changed over time, some expired coupons that will make good fire starters, and the last chocolate covered Entenmann's donut in the box I've got in the fridge. And 3 individually wrapped spearmint candies I fished out of my suit pocket on Thursday.

:sneaky2: I ALSO included BAN BUTTON in the deal, lest you forget. Not that I would stoop so low mind you....just sayin'........Then again......

.... a pair of old reading glasses, a pencil with an unused eraser, some loose change from the cup holder in my truck, a coffee can full of assorted nails, a box full of wire coat hangers that were only used once, some Styrofoam coolers from Omaha Beef orders I got as gifts, 7 doubles from my beer can collection, and a framed sheet of $3.00 Confederate Bonds payable at 6%.

....and a scrabble player's dictionary.

Pfffffft. (cough). That was me blowing the dust off the Ban Button. I wonder if I still know how this thing works? Hmmmm. Oh, Crap. Sorry Crash. I'll be right back.

EDIT: Just a test. Everybody's fine. Move along.

.... a camping spatula, 6 fishing weights, a "Nixon/Agnew" button, 51 playing cards, a can full of rusty razor blades, a "Nick Gravenites" LP that I won at a church dance sometime around '67, a can of Break Free with a few squirts left, a package of rubber night crawlers, 2 oak duplex wall plates, some Cross mechanical pencil refills, a 42 cent postage stamp, and a jar of Newman's Own Vodka Sauce.

I still dont know, maybe if ya had a bunch of used hypodermic needles and a bag of medical wast to add to the list I may be interested

Shush, ......he's cleaning out his drawers......(get it?...drawers)

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I still dont know, maybe if ya had a bunch of used hypodermic needles and a bag of medical wast to add to the list I may be interested

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I can have them by noontime tomorrow.

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I can have them by noontime tomorrow.

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but they gotta include at least one amputated body part.

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but they gotta include at least one amputated body part.

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Human? :innocent:

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Human? :innocent:

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let me think about it!

Sweet looking find! Thanks for sharing

You don't take warnings very well do you? I have this ban button right here. Right here in my hand. All I have to do is....uh oh. I just banned sarg...never mind....I'll be back in a minute.

You're starting to sound like my Mom did when I was a kid.

Hey Welder? Need any thumbtacks? Maybe an unopened bottle of baby aspirins? Gotta' stay heart healthy, ya' know.

Welder, scratch the chocolate covered Entenmann's donut from the list. It seems to have disappeared.

Disappeared. Yeah, right.

http://themartineaus.com/wp-content/...aden-donut.jpg

Well if you will give that stove to me, I will have the girls put on thier hongs and rub all over you for 10 minutes, and give you a big kiss on the cheek. But that's all you get:smartass:
Besides, you are not a hobo so you don't need it anyway!

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Well if you will give that stove to me, I will have the girls put on thier hongs and rub all over you for 10 minutes, and give you a big kiss on the cheek. But that's all you get:smartass:
Besides, you are not a hobo so you don't need it anyway!

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Ya never know about the hobo thing, I could be one paycheck away from living under a bridge

WG - I'd hold out a little longer. In 8 or 9 more of Ken's posts you'll have enough to open your own thrift store.

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WG - I'd hold out a little longer. In 8 or 9 more of Ken's posts you'll have enough to open your own thrift store.

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You may be right, then again Crash I may just see if you think we need to auction it off for the DOC !!!

That'll work too.

For the record - DOC is plumb full of rubber bands, left over screws, half used BIC lighter, assorted K-cups, SAK toothpicks, gum, candy, reading glasses, pencils with unused erasers, loose change from cup holders, a coffee can full of assorted nails, a box full of wire coat hangers that were only used once, some Styrofoam coolers from Omaha Beef orders, 7 doubles from beer can collections, a framed sheet of $3.00 Confederate Bonds payable at 6%, a scrabble player's dictionary, a camping spatula, 6 fishing weights, a "Nixon/Agnew" button, 51 playing cards, a can full of rusty razor blades, a "Nick Gravenites" LP, a can of Break Free with a few squirts left, a package of rubber night crawlers, 2 oak duplex wall plates, some Cross mechanical pencil refills, a 42 cent postage stamp, and a jar of Newman's Own Vodka Sauce, thumb tacks and baby aspirin.

We could however use some chocolate covered Entemann's donuts.

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Great day in the morning. Well, good luck with that one. Seems someone we know ate them. Yeah, ate them. All of them. I couldn't believe it either. I'm thinking, "Hey, this guy is a buddy. He'll invite me..I mean us...for some doughnuts. But did he? Nooooooooooo. Did he offer even one stale one? Heck no. I'll bet he even licked the icing out of the box. That ain't no buddy if you ask me.

By the way, I saw a K-cup but I didn't see a protective cup on the list. Do you need an old one of those? Makes a right dandy face mask in cold weather.

When I typed K cup earlier I was going to add - I'm more of a B or C cup man, but then thought better of it. Sure glad I didn't embarrass myself by resorting to juvenile humor.

....and a sombrero shaped ashtray from Cancun, 4 brand new 75 watt incandescent light bulbs, an indoor putting green - never used, a selectable spray hose nozzle, a flexible ruler, a windshield scraper (winter is coming you know), 6 pairs of new wooden chopsticks, some paper plates, an autographed picture of me, about 100 packets of soy sauce, duck sauce, and Chinese mustard, 8 large assorted Milk Bone biscuits, 5 rounds of .22LR, 28 unused 2011 pocket calendars, a copy of my very own recipe for chicken livers and bacon, another piece of paracord - this one's 12' 9", a big stack of clean Dunkin Donuts napkins, 82 cents in Canadian coins, a seating diagram for Fenway Park, a 2003 World Almanac, 3 sticks of Juicy Fruit gum, and a box of chow mein noodles with a gravy packet.

...and I'll get another box of chocolate covered Entemann's donuts.

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....and a sombrero shaped ashtray from Cancun, 4 brand new 75 watt incandescent light bulbs, an indoor putting green - never used, a selectable spray hose nozzle, a flexible ruler, a windshield scraper (winter is coming you know), 6 pairs of new wooden chopsticks, some paper plates, an autographed picture of me, about 100 packets of soy sauce, duck sauce, and Chinese mustard, 8 large assorted Milk Bone biscuits, 5000 rounds of .22LR, 28 unused 2011 pocket calendars, a copy of my very own recipe for chicken livers and bacon, another piece of paracord - this one's 12' 9", a big stack of clean Dunkin Donuts napkins, 82 cents in Canadian coins, a seating diagram for Fenway Park, a 2003 World Almanac, 3 sticks of Juicy Fruit gum, and a box of chow mein noodles with a gravy packet.

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Now your on the right track !!!!!!!

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....and a sombrero shaped ashtray from Cancun, 4 brand new 75 watt incandescent light bulbs, an indoor putting green - never used, a selectable spray hose nozzle, a flexible ruler, a windshield scraper (winter is coming you know), 6 pairs of new wooden chopsticks, some paper plates, an autographed picture of me, about 100 packets of soy sauce, duck sauce, and Chinese mustard, 8 large assorted Milk Bone biscuits, 5 rounds of .22LR, 28 unused 2011 pocket calendars, a copy of my very own recipe for chicken livers and bacon, another piece of paracord - this one's 12' 9", a big stack of clean Dunkin Donuts napkins, 82 cents in Canadian coins, a seating diagram for Fenway Park, a 2003 World Almanac, 3 sticks of Juicy Fruit gum, and a box of chow mein noodles with a gravy packet.

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Now your on the right track !!!!!!!

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No, no, no .... that was 5 (FIVE) rounds of .22LR.

The rest of it went to the bottom when I flipped the canoe over.

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The rest of it went to the bottom when I flipped the canoe over.

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I sure hate when that happens!!!

I'll throw in a mask, snorkel, and fins.

And I still have 2 pieces of Bit-O-Honey here in the bag...

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...and I'll get another box of chocolate covered Entemann's donuts.

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There. Locked in. All official. You can't deny or back out of it now. I expect a full box...I mean...Crash and I expect a full box each of said doughnuts.

...2 door hinges, a folding lawn chair, a pair of bookends, a hanging bird feeder, a can of Pringles, 3 refrigerator magnets, a toothbrush holder, a handle for a Zebco reel, 1/2 gallon of gray paint, 2 strawberry Pop Tarts, a plastic cup my kid swiped from his college cafeteria, a jar of honey mustard, a 2010 Providence, R.I. phonebook, a brass bow cleat, 12 plastic butter knives, a tube of packing grease, 2 copper elbows (3/4"), 4 grommets, an 8" x 14" piece of 3/4" plywood, a button compass, 11 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Band-Aids, a book titled "Making Friends With Your Chinchilla", 4 McDonald's straws still in the wrappers, 2 of them little plastic bottles of hotel shampoo, an attic vent screen, a packet of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate, a welcome mat, a 2006 postage rate schedule, an ounce of pure Vermont maple syrup, a right-side draw glider, 1 of my 7 "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" videotapes, a bumper sticker that says "I DON'T BRAKE FOR LIBERALS", a can with a little bit of DuPont Rubbing Compound still inside, a lawnmower spark plug, and a Thermos Bottle cap.

Hello? Is this thing on? Me thinks I'm being ignored.

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Hello? Is this thing on? Me thinks I'm being ignored.

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Nah. He's a man of honor (sitting next to mailbox tapping foot).

Fire that sucker up! I want to see what happens to the aluminum with a fire under it.

.....a wiffle bat and ball, some gummy bears, my collection of Golf Digest magazines, 2 throw pillows, a quart of chainsaw oil, a bag of Styrofoam packing peanuts, 2 AA batteries, a leaky handheld shower hose that would be ideal for irrigating a small flower bed, a coil of baling wire, 5 patio bricks, 3 Wendy's gift certificates, a pint of coffee syrup, 3 rolls of gimp, a coloring book, 7 Crayola crayon pieces, a worn out Buffalo Head Nickel, a Beatles Magical Mystery Tour coffee mug, 2 packets of airline peanuts, a bagel cutter, a "Parking for Lawyers Only" sign, a Herbie Hancock CD, printed directions to Tanglewood with local maps, a small ceramic pot filled with Boston Baked Beans, half of a Cadbury chocolate bar, a pair of Chinese handcuffs, 5 tire valve caps, and 2 ALICE clips.

Have you made a decision on the amputated body part yet?

Personally, I think you should let me negotiate the trade for you. I'll see to you get everything you deserve..for a small nominal fee that we can talk about later. I'll set up a barter agreement just to make certain you receive EVERYTHING that has been offered including the doughnuts. So Ken, you should feel free to negotiate with me as Welderguy's agent.