Sure! long as he's patient and strong :glare:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge47
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Sure! long as he's patient and strong :glare:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge47
You might have to settle for hard-headed.:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by thefemalesurvivalist
But he comes with a bus. Just sayin'.....
So did Chris McCandless.:whistling:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
C'mon guys, cut me some slack here! I need to move fast before sourdough woos her away!....:blush:
Sorry..........your too late. The woooooing shall start shortly......:devil2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge47
Sarge, I think SD has about a 1000 mile head start on you. AND, he has an outhouse. Does the bus have an outhouse?
Sarge does it look like this
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/v...ps15e111ec.jpg
It took some searching and using a lot of resources but I tracked down a REAL picture of Brightstars.
Try to control youselves >>>
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/v...psd5fbad75.jpg
I wonder how "she" feels right now.
Probably just sad.
You know she hasn't been back since her intro. I and others may be thinking its just a joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by PremiumPacks
Never.....ever presume to guess how any lady feels
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Originally Posted by PremiumPacks
HAHAHA, Aint that the truth !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sourdough
Hence the quotation marks.Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
Nope didnt catch that ! :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by PremiumPacks
Conversely, if you ever presume how a man feels, you'd probably be right.:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sourdough
That bus is actually here in town. Big Florida Gator fan. I'll snap a pic next time I get by.Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
Tailgating at a whole new level for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
DUH!!! Well man only have two feelings, feel need for beer and feel need for sex.
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Originally Posted by BENESSE
That is too cool!! I love the back porch!!Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
I thought the OP was a little "come on-ie"..... sorta like a lot of E-mails I was getting for a while....Hey, Big boy, you wanna have some fun?
In a previous life I was asked by a young lady in the HR department......."Hey, do you want to play some adult games?.....with a wink.
So I said, "Yeah sure, would love to......" heh, heh,
The she said, "Fine,... you are in charge of the egg toss at the company picnic"......
I guess that wasn't was I was expecting?
It's better than the cookie toss.
Well I haven't heard anything from her so you may have scared her off!
Oooh. Sorry we scared "her" off. My bad.
No, but I leave the toilet seat down! Besides, FS said "PATIENT & strong.' Sourdough ain't the patient kind! Anybody who knows anything about women knows that you have to not only be patient, but always take the blame when anything goes wrong! I can do that! I'm ALWAYS wrong...btw, like the bus pic!....:creepy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Whoa! She's hot! I'm volunteering for sure! (pssst, not really...I know that's just a picture of Rick without his hong!)....:creepy:Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
Well, I'm truly insulted. First, I AM wearing a hong and second you didn't say a word about my ability to accessorize.
But definitely NOT better than a fruitcake toss. Only thing, we need Kyrat to play it right.Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Told you I had a hong on!
Oh My GOODness... I think we have a suicide streaker on our hands....is he strapped with....Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
weapons of mass distruction??
Preparing to hit the streets in a town Near You....?
Well he doesn't even have a long gun....... just saying.
I heard he lives in Alaska!! :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by thefemalesurvivalist
Wow so I forgot to check back on this thread and I was not expecting 4 pages of replies!
You guys are hilarious, I laughed so hard reading this. I didn't mean to come off as "hey big boy, you wanna have some fun?", Sorry if it came off that way lol.
Anyways, I really AM a freelance balloon twister. I dress up like a clown and sell balloon penguins, guitars, flowers, bears...whatever you want.
I don't mind having an old guy tutor as long as he knows what he's talking about!
Now what was that about being woo'ed?
Did I ever mention that I can twist a balloon into a perfect replica of the Earth? Here's a pic of the last one I twisted:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...erdZC0JwWfWerW
I also twisted this balloon just this afternoon:
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...21FXCNWccX-gjc
Now for another 4 pages of replies.....
You did get at least one serious reply before the thread derailed where Sarky, who lives in your neck of the woods asked you to send him a PM.
It is good see you reply, I noticed you logged back in after you posted this on the 19th but didnt reply, So I as well as others figured you were just having some fun. Its good to know you are serious about learning. Good luck and send Sarky a PM he may be the guy to get you started.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrightStars
I've never liked that Sarky. :sneaky2: (LOL!)
We should start a survivalist dating site. There's match.com, farmersonly.com, blackpeoplemeet.com..... shouldn't there be a survivalistmeet.com??? I mean, there is strength in numbers right?
Lol start one up Slvrbk. Me and Sourdough will post the first profiles hahhahaha.
There's something like that already out there. I think I saw a link on a survivalblog.comQuote:
Originally Posted by 1stimestar