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03-31-2010, 09:02 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

No.....as in opinions not personalities.

One opinion for each personality. Sybil. :innocent:
03-31-2010, 09:03 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by Ken

God's honest truth. Here's the rest of the story ........

"Pamela" (real name is Stacy) had just been dumped by her ex-boyfriend. After my ex walked out screaming, we had a great night. :blushing: A few days later, Stacy's "ex" called her - and she went back to him. :sneaky2: But here's the BEST part....................

Stacy later introduced me to my fiancee. :)

You've been watching too much "Days of Our Lives"
03-31-2010, 09:06 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

You've been watching too much "Days of Our Lives"

New Yorker. Way too cynical. It's all true, every word of it. :)
03-31-2010, 09:08 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by Ken

New Yorker. Way too cynical. It's all true, every word of it. :)

If you say so counselor.:sneaky2:
03-31-2010, 09:20 PM
RangerXanatos

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Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist

Animal behavior is an interest of mine and I have noticed how having contact with humans changes their behavior. Driving my truck I stopped at an intersection and watched a moose stroll up to the corner. It stood there waiting for the light to change and when it did it walked across staying in the crosswalk. It stood on that corner waiting for light to change and when it did proceeded across the road again. This moose demonstrated more intellegence than your average teenager!

Can't say too much about everything but the last sentence is TRUE!
03-31-2010, 09:37 PM
Trabitha

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

You've been watching too much "Days of Our Lives"

Best post ever Award! LOL!!
03-31-2010, 10:29 PM
your_comforting_company

lol.. I feel left out. nobody wanted to pick on me :(
03-31-2010, 11:03 PM
crashdive123

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Originally Posted by your_comforting_company

lol.. I feel left out. nobody wanted to pick on me :(

Sometimes that can be a good thing.
03-31-2010, 11:22 PM
rwc1969

OK! For me, lying takes too much work so I rarely do it. Which is the lie?
04-01-2010, 02:41 AM
oldtrap59

got to tell ya.. Lying is hard to do . Always got to remember who you told what to
04-01-2010, 10:42 AM
Stargazer

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Originally Posted by Ken

Nope. No exageration, and 22 is NOT my record for one sitting, either. My record is exactly 25 lobsters. Boiled, with drawn butter, and NOTHING else to eat or drink besides a coke.

Now, if anyone wants to make a friendly wager on this, how about loser picks up the tab? :innocent: Bring cash. Lots of cash.

Bring it on big boy.I get to hand pick the lobsters.:innocent:
04-01-2010, 11:05 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Stargazer

Bring it on big boy.I get to hand pick the lobsters.:innocent:

You da' man! Pick any 25 you want! From the 1¼ to 1½ lb. tank. :sneaky2:
04-01-2010, 12:17 PM
Stargazer

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Originally Posted by Ken

You da' man! Pick any 25 you want! From the 1¼ to 1½ lb. tank. :sneaky2:

Shenanagins. You cant throw down a challenge then after it gets accepted try to make terms on size.I cry foul.....:tongue_smilie:
04-01-2010, 12:23 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Stargazer

Shenanagins. You cant throw down a challenge then after it gets accepted try to make terms on size.I cry foul.....:tongue_smilie:

Hey, Spacewatcher, I posted the link to the Nordic Lodge, right? :sneaky2:

Let's just go there! :)
04-01-2010, 12:30 PM
Stargazer

Mmmmm the Nordic Lodge. All you can eat King Crab legs...When do you want to go?

I think it was 75.00 bucks a head the last time I was there.Its now 82.00, not bad.
04-01-2010, 12:35 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Stargazer

Mmmmm the Nordic Lodge. All you can eat King Crab legs...When do you want to go?

Closed For The Season

Re-Opening April 23, 2010 :innocent:
04-01-2010, 12:36 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Stargazer

I think it was 75.00 bucks a head the last time I was there.Its now 82.00, not bad.

First time I went there it was $29.00 a head. :innocent:
04-01-2010, 12:42 PM
Stargazer

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Originally Posted by Ken

First time I went there it was $29.00 a head. :innocent:

I did not know the Lodge was around when there were only 13 colonies.Cool.

I know of a bar close by that we can stop off at on the way home.:innocent:
04-01-2010, 12:45 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Stargazer

I did not know the Lodge was around when there were only 13 colonies.Cool.

I know of a bar close by that we can stop off at on the way home.:innocent:

I don't leave the Nordic Lodge until I'm just one bite away from puking. You stop at the bar. I'll be asleep in the car.
04-01-2010, 12:53 PM
klkak

Day before yesterday I did two tours back to back. I road over 100 miles and didn't not get injured in any way. To top it all off I recieved $130 in tips.

One more thing.......Today is my birthday and my last name is Kidder.
04-01-2010, 01:01 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by klkak

I road over 100 miles and didn't not get injured in any way.

http://moistworks.com/images/art_lie.jpg

Klkak
04-01-2010, 02:23 PM
Rick

Road 100 miles and didn't get hurt??!!

http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q...e/laughing.gif

Oh, stop it. You're killin' me.
04-01-2010, 05:55 PM
welderguy

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Originally Posted by Ken

http://moistworks.com/images/art_lie.jpg

Klkak

wow you see the size of that mole on her forehead
04-01-2010, 06:20 PM
2dumb2kwit

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I'm sprawled out on my couch next to a girl who could have passed as Pamela Anderson.

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Originally Posted by Camp10

By that do you mean she had hepatitis?:innocent:

Nooooo. He meant that she was mostly silicone.:tongue_smilie: LOL
04-01-2010, 06:23 PM
Justin Case

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nooooo. He meant that she was mostly silicone.:tongue_smilie: LOL

LOL, "More bounce for the ounce" ha ha LOL
04-01-2010, 07:07 PM
trax

Hey, um, AS, I do believe that if you were drying hides for a tipi liner they wouldn't have been nailed to a cabin wall, but I believe your story about the traffic conscientous (sp?) moose to be true.

I never believe anything Ken says to begin with, so I won't even go there.
04-01-2010, 07:21 PM
welderguy

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nooooo. He meant that she was mostly silicone.:tongue_smilie: LOL

Ok Im curious exactly how did you know such a Doll like that existed
04-01-2010, 07:36 PM
Ken

I just caught this..........

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Originally Posted by klkak

I road over 100 miles and didn't not get injured in any way.

A double negative! He DID get injured! That's our klkak! :innocent:
04-01-2010, 07:38 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by trax

I never believe anything Ken says to begin with, so I won't even go there.

:sneaky2:

http://depetris.files.wordpress.com/...-explosion.jpg
04-01-2010, 07:52 PM
oneraindog

said to ken:

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Originally Posted by Rick

A large coke? That's two lies. You're good at this part.

and no one made a lawyer joke???
04-01-2010, 08:25 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

New Yorker. Way too cynical. It's all true, every word of it. :)

Cynical, maybe.....but she looks great in skimpy lingerie.:tongue_smilie:
(Thanks for the pics, B!):smash:
04-01-2010, 08:34 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Cynical, maybe.....but she looks great in skimpy lingerie.:tongue_smilie:
(Thanks for the pics, B!):smash:

What? :sneaky2: ........................... (:tongue_smilie:)
04-01-2010, 08:36 PM
crashdive123

That would have been the big fat lie part.
04-01-2010, 08:45 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

That would have been the big fat lie part.

Which part?

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Thanks for the pics, B!

Or.......

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

....she looks great in skimpy lingerie.:tongue_smilie:

:innocent:
04-01-2010, 08:52 PM
crashdive123

Yes.............
04-01-2010, 09:37 PM
klkak

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Originally Posted by Ken

http://moistworks.com/images/art_lie.jpg

Klkak

Well you know what they say about a guy with a big nose!
04-01-2010, 09:40 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by klkak

Well you know what they say about a guy with a big nose!

He smells funny?:innocent: LOL
04-02-2010, 03:01 AM
hoosierarcher

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Originally Posted by Ken

I once ate 1 tenderloin steak, 2 plates of clams and shrimp, 1 plate of assorted salads, 1 roll, 22 lobsters, and two plates of assorted desserts, in one and a half hours.

I washed it all down with a single beer.

I believed it right up to that single beer lie.
04-02-2010, 03:13 AM
hoosierarcher

I'm going to post two statements. One is a lie the other is the truth.
I've died three times and been brought back to life by medical help.
I've turned down more offers from women to have sex in my life than most men ever hear.
Can you tell which is true?
04-02-2010, 11:19 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by hoosierarcher

I'm going to post two statements. One is a lie the other is the truth.
I've died three times and been brought back to life by medical help.
I've turned down more offers from women to have sex in my life than most men ever hear.
Can you tell which is true?

The first statement is true. The second statement can't be true, because if it was, Sourdough would be following you around 24/7 instead of living up there in Alaska. :innocent:

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