Thanks Pop, I know it doesn't warm yer heart the way a few drops of that good ol' shine I was talking about would, but still, one does what one can....
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Thanks Pop, I know it doesn't warm yer heart the way a few drops of that good ol' shine I was talking about would, but still, one does what one can....
Jeepers, I think we have a winner. I mean, who am I to judge when the very inventor of Cootisms does the judging.
To build a house you have to pound a few nails
To break a horse you have to get on his back
To skin a deer you have to kill it first
To sound like Coot you have live like Coot
popping a cork or three also helps.
not to nit pic butQuote:
Originally Posted by klkak
depends on the type of house
to gentle a horse you just have to earn its trust
unless its road kill
that i'll agree on
I detect a wee touch of jealousy in this post. I can't argue with TRAX, he learned from a master. Listen, but remember you can't hear unless you keep your trap shut. I must admit you DO have potential but you have far to go youngster. This is the end of your FREE advice. I have far to go, naps to take, young ladies to impress and a winter's supply of 'shine to make. Many attempt to gain my wisdom, only one has almost grasped the correct attitude and his wisdom ain't cheap. I would thank you for your compliment, but my position in life forbids it.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by wareagle69
I didn't say it to instruct someone on horsemanship, building a house or skinning a deer. They are very old sayings.Quote:
Originally Posted by wareagle69
Other examples:
You have to crawl before you can walk
To have a friend you have to be a friend
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
If you can't hit your mark then move closer to the target
Or my Dad might say:Quote:
Originally Posted by klkak
You have to crawl if you roll off yer barstool after those 18 tequila shooters
A bird in the hand is worth keeping some paper towel handy
se i miss things like this sometimes, i remember a day amny moons ago these two old cowboys were leaning on the fence and talking about a horse in the corral when ol footer says to wayne that mare is wild as a march hare, didn't get it so sitting around the dinner table that night i asked the ramrod what that meant, there was alot of coffee and beans to clean up as several cowboys broke out in laughter, but thats ok now i see what ya meant, thats why i hain't a competin in this here competition
Aristotle once said a man has two ears and one tongue that he might listen twice as much as he speaks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coot
Coot....Aristotle....Yeah, we're talking classics, here. Near genius.
Aristotle said that? Son of a gun, I didn't even know Aristotle spoke English, he was a pretty smart fella, alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Almost as smart as Coot. Almost.
Oooooooo Yea!
A trophy? How bout something we can sink our teeth (or tooth as it may be) into.
AAaaaaaa, Angus ribeye, slow grilled over an open fire.:D
Wait a minute. This gig is fixed. The only one qualified to judge is Coot and Lord knows he doesn't (trax) have any (trax) favorites (trax) on here (trax).
Kind of like being asked to pick your sister out of the police line-up. Just ain't right.
Actually I was asked to do that once and I told the officer I couldn't tell, so I'd have to go into the lineup room and give 'em all a kiss....Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Now that right there is just kinky. Kissin' your own sister? Well, if she was real good lookin', okay.
Let me tell ya' brother, some of them girls that wind up in a police lineup can put a serious liplock on a fella, it wasn't a pretty sight:D
Trax that is just plain gross....yak yak yak........puuuukkkkkeeeee:eek:
Hold on a second there mister.......have you seen pics of sis?