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11-09-2009, 06:52 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by trax

Why don't you two just get a room fer cryin' out loud?

:sneaky2: THIS is the only room I wanna' get 2dumb in. :innocent:

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11-09-2009, 06:54 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Enough to buy Hostess.

aaaaahahahaha....I just made the mistake , of googling "net worth of hostess"! LOL That went a completely different direction!:blushing:
11-09-2009, 06:54 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well yeah.....I don't know anything about that stuff!:innocent:

I'm don't believe you. Just read your posts. I don't believe you. :sneaky2:
11-09-2009, 06:55 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

aaaaahahahaha....I just made the mistake , of googling "net worth of hostess"! LOL That went a completely different direction!:blushing:

There ya' go again. Pig.
11-09-2009, 06:59 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

There ya' go again. Pig.

It was an honest mistake!:sneaky2:

..and how many of y'all just googled it, knowing it was something different? Huh?:sneaky2:
11-09-2009, 07:08 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

It was an honest mistake!:sneaky2:

..and how many of y'all just googled it, knowing it was something different? Huh?:sneaky2:

You could have Googled "net worth of Remington" or "net worth of Federal" or "net worth of Winchester" or "net worth of CCI" or "net worth of Wolf" or "net worth of MagTech." But did you? :sneaky2: No, you Googled "net worth of hostess." LIAR PIG!

When will you ever tell the truth? You should try to act more like a lawyer, 2dumb. :sneaky2:
11-09-2009, 07:13 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Enough to buy Hostess.

Um hello....maybe this is why! Friggin' hardheaded %$%^^&%$!:sneaky2:
11-09-2009, 07:21 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Um hello....maybe this is why! Friggin' hardheaded %$%^^&%$!:sneaky2:

Please hold the B.S., 2dumb. EVERYONE knows that you should look up IBCIQ for information on Interstate Bakeries Corp. Are you a Ding Dong just interested in Ho Ho's or are you just a Twinkie, there Cupcake? :innocent:
11-09-2009, 07:23 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Please hold the B.S., 2dumb. EVERYONE knows that you should look up IBCIQ for information on Interstate Bakeries Corp. Are you a Ding Dong just interested in Ho Ho's or are you just a Twinkie, there Cupcake? :innocent:

8 minutes, and that's the best you could come up with?

Sad.....truly sad.:blushing:
11-09-2009, 07:25 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

8 minutes, and that's the best you could come up with?

Sad.....truly sad.:blushing:

That 8 minutes included making and eating a meatloaf sandwich. Mom brought over some meatloaf. Great stuff! Do you think Grandma 2kwit would like the recipe, 2dumb? :innocent:
11-09-2009, 07:27 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

That 8 minutes included making and eating a meatloaf sandwich. Mom brought over some meatloaf. Great stuff! Do you think Grandma 2kwit would like the recipe, 2dumb? :innocent:

She probably doesn't care about it. She's dead. But thanks, anyway.:innocent:
11-09-2009, 07:32 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

She probably doesn't care about it. She's dead. But thanks, anyway.:innocent:

Awww, heck, 2dumb. Just to show you there's no hard feelings, I'll mail you a bite! :nuke:
11-10-2009, 01:59 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I like that one! LOL

My woman has called me Fred Sanford, but that's OK. I come by it honest. I've heard my mom call my dad Fred Sanford. LOL:innocent:

Ya know....come to think of it....Ken, does kinda remind me of Ester! LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZzcU...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5u-A...eature=related
11-10-2009, 06:26 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

05:23 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online

05:13 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
12 dead and 31 wounded on Ft. Hood

Ken must have fallen off his platform shoes, and knocked himself out.

Hope he's OK.:innocent:
11-10-2009, 06:32 PM
Boker

Ken courts be opened on Veteran's Day?
11-10-2009, 06:38 PM
crashdive123

Federal holiday - I doubt it.
11-10-2009, 06:45 PM
2dumb2kwit

OK, what would be the funniest sight?

A. Ken, dressed as Aunt Ester.

or

B. Ken dressed in a baby blue leisure suit, with platform shoes.
11-10-2009, 07:19 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boker

Ken courts be opened on Veteran's Day?

No. There's still a bit of respect left within the system.
11-10-2009, 07:20 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

OK, what would be the funniest sight?

A. Ken, dressed as Aunt Ester.

or

B. Ken dressed in a baby blue leisure suit, with platform shoes.

or

C. Ken weeping tears of joy because 2dumb gets BANNED! :sneaky2:
11-10-2009, 07:32 PM
2dumb2kwit

At least I didn't include Ricks thong.:sneaky2:
11-10-2009, 07:34 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

At least I didn't include Ricks thong.:sneaky2:

Rumor has it that you're keeping it for yourself. Under your pillow. :innocent:
11-10-2009, 07:36 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Rumor has it that you're keeping it for yourself. Under your pillow. :innocent:

There you go, trying to start rumors, again.:sneaky2:
11-10-2009, 07:37 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

There you go, trying to start rumors, again.:sneaky2:

What's that saying? "Where there's smoke, ........." :innocent:
11-10-2009, 07:39 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

What's that saying? "Where there's smoke, ........." :innocent:

...there's Ken....still trying to make a friggin' fire! LOL:innocent:
11-10-2009, 07:46 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

...there's Ken....still trying to make a friggin' fire! LOL:innocent:

2dumb! I just met your identical twin brother!

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...E%20ARTIST.jpg
11-10-2009, 07:49 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb! I just met your identical twin brother!

His name is 2stupid2stop.:lol::lol::lol:
11-10-2009, 07:51 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

His name is 2stupid2stop.:lol::lol::lol:

You b@stard! I just p!ssed myself! :clap:
11-10-2009, 07:55 PM
crashdive123

He works for Au Pair.
11-10-2009, 07:56 PM
Ken

Maybe he can join the Forums so we can have a DOUBLE BANNING! :sneaky2:
11-10-2009, 07:58 PM
crashdive123

Nickname mumbles?
11-10-2009, 07:58 PM
Ken

2dumb, you haven't posted in 7 or 8 minutes. Do you have a headache? Here, take two of these and you'll feel better! :)

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11-10-2009, 07:59 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Nickname mumbles?

Menino? From Boston?
11-10-2009, 08:18 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb, you haven't posted in 7 or 8 minutes. Do you have a headache? Here, take two of these and you'll feel better! :)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...HL._SS500_.jpg

I was going to tell you to chew on a few, but I'd hate for you to disappear. LOL:innocent:
11-10-2009, 08:22 PM
Rick

So what makes you qualified for the job of Corporate Communications?

How best will you deal with the media?

What do you consider you greatest weakness or area of growth opportunity?

Finally, are you sh****** me?
11-10-2009, 08:27 PM
crashdive123

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb! I just met your identical twin brother!

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...E%20ARTIST.jpg

Wait! I've got it! They hang him upside down from inside the bell and use him as the clapper.
11-10-2009, 08:36 PM
Rick

http://jaced.com/blogpix/clapper-01.jpg
11-10-2009, 08:37 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

http://jaced.com/blogpix/clapper-01.jpg

2dumb says he already has the clap........... :innocent:
11-10-2009, 08:38 PM
Rick

per. Clap per.
11-10-2009, 08:39 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

per. Clap per.

Oh. Okay. :innocent:
11-10-2009, 08:40 PM
Rick

And where the heck did my thong go?!

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