1st Annual Cootism Competition Classic

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hey! careful there! I was just callin' 'em the way I sees 'em. I'm pretty sure someplace it's written "judge not lest ye be in my Dad's crosshairs" Now that might not be in a religious document, but if Pop's is siting you in, you'll get religion in a hurry. Or get to meet the Big Guy....

[Rick]

The big guy? Is that up? Down? or Klkak?

[chiye tanka]

Don't know if I'm too late, but here's one anyway: Messed up (censored) like a soup sandwich.

[klkak]

Who, klkak?

Well he's a mountain of a man. When people speak his name it's in hushed tones. He carries thunder in his fists and lightning in his eyes. When he walks through the ground trembles and the tree's bow to him.

Why he eats live wolverines for snacks and washes them down with an alpine lake. He has a live timber rattler for a hat band and uses a grizzly bear for a back scratcher.


What! ......... Yes dear! I'll take the trash out in a minute.

OK, now where was I..........?

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Now that right there was a Cootism classic, well done klkak.

[klkak]

I was suffering from and overdose of turkey, stuffing, loud grandkids, gravy, pumpkin pie, ham, chatty women, cranberry sauce, macaroni & cheese, pain in the butt begging dog, collard greens, yams, chocolate cake, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea.

[Rick]

Diarrhea? Well, that right there would make you safe from mountain lions and bears.

[klkak]

I'm feeling much better now. It's amazing what some peace and quiet and a good "poop" can do for your general well being.

[wareagle69]

I was suffering from and overdose of turkey, stuffing, loud grandkids, gravy, pumpkin pie, ham, chatty women, cranberry sauce, macaroni & cheese, pain in the butt begging dog, collard greens, yams, chocolate cake, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea.

i was wondering where my dog went of t- day
chatty women dude my wife has 5 sisters so its just me and the fader in law cuz me bro in laws are all useless try livin wit dat

[klkak]

Your brother in laws sound allot like my daughters pet rock.......er.......husband.

[Ole WV Coot]

I'm feeling much better now. It's amazing what some peace and quiet and a good "poop" can do for your general well being.

That's true, but never forget what the Jolly Green Giant always says "There ain't nothin' like a good pea"

[Rick]

Your brother in laws sound allot like my daughters pet rock.......er.......husband.

Now, now. How on earth could you acquire those beautiful grandchildren from a pet rock?

[klkak]

I've been wondering that same thing.........maybe it was the mailman?

[trax]

That's true, but never forget what the Jolly Green Giant always says "There ain't nothin' like a good pea"

those words from the fella with the little green sprout???

[wareagle69]

now that there is cootism at its finest

[Ole WV Coot]

those words from the fella with the little green sprout???

That sounds like you're learning. Give you a few years and practice with the big boys and you can heist your leg up on the big post with the other men. Proud of you Son, soon I can lay on the porch while you run with the big dogs

[klkak]

The big old dog on the porch is there to hold your attention while the big young dogs run up and pee on your leg.

[rebel]

Seems like your saw done hit a knot.

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One of my all time favorites: don't be using words like marmalade when you can't f***ing well spell jam!

[crashdive123]

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