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    So, While Out Hiking This Past Weekend, I Found An Old Sandwedge... I Like To Golf Once Or Twice A Summer, The Smell Of Fresh Cut Grass, Sunny, 25 Over Par On Average. I Never Said I Was Good, Sandwedge Is My Fav Club. But I Found This Club, And Soon Found A Few Uses...

    1. With The Angle On The Head, Perfect For Turning Over Rocks From A Distance

    2. When I Stopped, I Could Find Small Rocks And Pratice My Swing On Them.

    3. If The Head Was Removed Could Make A Lite Spear...

    Anyone Else Have Any Ideas On What Else It Could Be Used For?
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    I've always found that the sand wedge has better aerodynamics than the 4 iron when throwing it into a water hazard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AVENGED View Post
    Anyone Else Have Any Ideas On What Else It Could Be Used For?
    Oh, Oh, Oh.....(With hand held high) ...hitting a golf ball, out of a sand trap?
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    ...removing squirrel heads?
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    I know for a fact a (glof clup mmm good meds) GOLF CLUB will flat knock the heck out of snake, and a graphite handled driver will drop an aggresive pit bull in his tracks.
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    2 iron make a good walking stick.
    Kinda like a long handled sap.
    Looks innocent enough, steel headed cane, but can put the hurting on what ever.

    Note when throwing clubs in water hazard, bag and all, remove keys first, or your feet will get wet.
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    The aerodynamics of the sand wedge will tend to lift the club when thrown toward water and do less damage to tree limbs when attempting to wrap the club around them.

    If it's aluminum, you could use the shaft as a blow tube for your fire. You could use it as a blow gun. Shape it into an Atlatl throwing handle.
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    I Had It In The Bed Of My Truck Today When I Got To Work..... And Found Out That If A Shop Full Of Guys Has A Golf Club Things Will Be Broken, And People Will Get Hurt..... It Is Now "U" Shaped... Damn Kids.
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    I ain't a fan of cow pasture pool so I guess braining a golfer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AVENGED View Post
    I Had It In The Bed Of My Truck Today When I Got To Work..... And Found Out That If A Shop Full Of Guys Has A Golf Club Things Will Be Broken, And People Will Get Hurt..... It Is Now "U" Shaped... Damn Kids.
    What? Golf club thing? Huh?
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