Deep Thoughts

[hunter63]

Cool, I knew some good would come of this.............

[hunter63]

Bad decisions make good stories, sometimes

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.. .again.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

[your_comforting_company]

What do people in China call their good plates?

[Rick]

What do you say when God sneezes?

If people get ticked off what to do ticks get?

I think that inside my computer is a little oriental guy that's really really good with an abacus. That's why computers are made in China.

I think terrorists should always be served with bacon.

[BENESSE]

How come you can't sneeze with your eyes open?

[cowgirlup]

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Great. Now I am wondering how well either of my cats could fight off the gravitational pull of buttered toast.....

[aflineman]

Great. Now I am wondering how well either of my cats could fight off the gravitational pull of buttered toast.....

I don't know if I want to try it. I am figuring that it will create a black hole.

[Stargazer]

if you throw a cat out the window of a moving car is it kitty litter?

[trax]

If sunflower oil is made from sunflowers and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

[hunter63]

When you fold up a tent, where does the space go, does it leak out, or get folded up too?
Lets face it when you unfold it again it still looks the same, and sorta smells the same, so is it the same space?

The difference between "problems" and "issues".
Problems have solutions, issues seem to go on for ever!

[oldsoldier]

When you mix flour and water, you make glue. If you add sugar, you make cake. Where did the glue go?

If you knew my Ex-wife's ooking you wouldn't have to ask

[2dumb2kwit]

When you mix flour and water, you make glue. If you add sugar, you make cake. Where did the glue go?

Haven't you ever heard the expression, "he'd lose his head, if it wasn't attached"? There you go. It goes to you neck, and holds your head on! (It happens, when you swallow the cake.)

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