I sort of imagine some really ticked off Inuit walking around the beach looking for his seal fat lamp in the dark after his son let it burn out.
"In my day you didn't have the luxury of a seal fat lamp. You had to hold the seal fat and the wick in your mouth and hope to God you didn't burn your nose! I had to walk to school that way...and home."
Son mumbles "Yeah, I know, uphill both ways."
"What?!"



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you ever laugh so hard you cry?


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