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    Don't leave your loaded weapon where your kidnap victim can reach it. http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/sep...ay/news-metro/
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    Hello.....that is what trunks are for. O'well the gene pool is a little less polluted. Victim needs to learn to double-tap. Anyone worth shooting is worth shooting twice.
    Last edited by Sourdough; 09-08-2008 at 05:20 PM.

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    I must be a really bad shot. I was taught to double to the chest and one to the head. Guess they thought I might get one out of three as a hit.
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    Cool Me-thinks....

    We should re-name this thread: "And the Darwin Award Goes To...!" Wow, 3 Numpties in 1 car! The only thing worse would have been if Numpty #1 would have handed his gun to the victim instead of just laying it in his lap. "Here, hold this a minute."
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    (Kidnapper 1) "What the? This is a list of do's and don'ts. What the heck is this for? Don't put gun in lap. Hello?"
    (Kidnapper 2) "It's a long story."

    Would normal folks drive to a McD's after two in the car had been shot. What the h**l did he plan on getting? A Mc E.R.?
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    That's the first thought i have every time i get SHOT........I want a big mac!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    These kinds of abductions happen in Brazil all the time but they almost universally put the victim in the trunk or the passenger side in front with a gunman directly behind him. These guys were lax. Mac
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pict View Post
    These kinds of abductions happen in Brazil all the time but they almost universally put the victim in the trunk or the passenger side in front with a gunman directly behind him. These guys were lax. Mac
    A new category............kidnapping numpty.
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