I'm fix'n to rant!

**klkak** · 08-31-2008, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Beowulf65

Klak I understood what you were saying, I agree sometimes the doom&gloom gets old here. Doom and Gloom End Of The World Collapse Of Civilization talk that is taking place on "conspiracy" radio I've never heard of it, but then again I don't listen to the radio much, I listen to books on CD and now am listening to The Shawnee and the war for the Ohio Country. Mostly history I listen to.
I actually ordered Cody Loudens survival book on CD as I've never read it. Should be in soon.

I've never read that book either. Let us know what you think of it.

**Rick** · 08-31-2008, 08:48 PM

Dear Klkak,

Your diesel tank has been kidnape...kidn (how do you spell kidnapped?)

Don't matter none. He'll figure it out.

Kidnaped. We will poke it full of holes (we ain't really gonna do that are we?)

'course not. But he don't know that.

'cause if we did it wouldn't be no good.

Would you shush and keep writin'?

Where was I? Oh, yea. Poke it full of holes unless we get to plug our extension cord into your generator.

Your friend Rick

Erase that!

Why?

You cain't put your name on no ransom note.

Then how's he gonna know who's gonna be pluggin' into his generator.

I reckon' you got a point. Leave it be.

**klkak** · 08-31-2008, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

Dear Klkak,

Your diesel tank has been kidnape...kidn (how do you spell kidnapped?)

Don't matter none. He'll figure it out.

Kidnaped. We will poke it full of holes (we ain't really gonna do that are we?)

'course not. But he don't know that.

'cause if we did it wouldn't be no good.

Would you shush and keep writin'?

Where was I? Oh, yea. Poke it full of holes unless we get to plug our extension cord into your generator.

Your friend Rick

Erase that!

Why?

You cain't put your name on no ransom note.

Then how's he gonna know who's gonna be pluggin' into his generator.

I reckon' you got a point. Leave it be.

And people are telling me to take my meds!

**Rick** · 08-31-2008, 08:53 PM

Can you share? I don't have any.

**crashdive123** · 08-31-2008, 08:55 PM

I've heard that laughter is the best medicine. Read this http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ead.php?t=4063

**nell67** · 08-31-2008, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

I've heard that laughter is the best medicine. Read this http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ead.php?t=4063

I wish to inform you that laughter IS NOT the best medicine the morning after having tummy surgery,watching Gallagher nearly popped my stitches

**crashdive123** · 08-31-2008, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by nell67

I wish to inform you that laughter IS NOT the best medicine the morning after having tummy surgery,watching Gallagher nearly popped my stitches

Darn Canadians - always causing trouble. (Just kidding all of my Canadian brothers and sisters)

**trax** · 09-01-2008, 04:43 PM

wait a minute? the world's not ending? dammit, somebody make up my mind...

**klkak** · 09-03-2008, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by trax

wait a minute? the world's not ending? dammit, somebody make up my mind...

I know two things about the end of the world.

1. It's gonna happen

2. I wont be here when it does

**Rick** · 09-03-2008, 04:37 PM

If the world were going to end it would be on my calendar and it's NOT on my calendar so it's not going to end. And if it does end and it's not on my calendar SOMEONE is gonna get a piece of me that for sure! Poor planning people! I will not tolerate poor planning.

**trax** · 09-03-2008, 04:40 PM

Don't mess with that man people, if it's gonna happen someone get it on his calendar. This is not a man to be trifled with, he was there the night the Jelly Doughnut died!

anyway, now we've got allwisdom to take care of us after a nuclear holocaust, so I'm feeling better already.

**crashdive123** · 09-03-2008, 04:48 PM

I do believe it is on the calendar. This month even.

**Rick** · 09-03-2008, 04:48 PM

I'm not sure it was nuclear. We seem to have volcanic ash all over the place. I'm still checking the catalog for the ACTUAL type of disaster he described.

Did I just say it wasn't on the calendar? Do I have to repeat myself? Do I have to repeat myself? No world ending this month!

**nell67** · 09-03-2008, 06:00 PM

Actually Rick,it is on the calender for this month

**Rick** · 09-03-2008, 06:04 PM

Not mine. And mine is the official World Ending Events Calendar. Do you know what I paid for this thing? Minister of Science calendars don't come cheap.

**trax** · 09-03-2008, 06:59 PM

alrighty people, stop messing with Rick...the Free Traxistan treasury went to no small measures to ensure that the Minister of Science had the official World Ending Events Calendar. Now there was some suspicion about it's Mayan authenticity when we noticed Made in Taiwan stamped on the back but hey...those Mayans were advanced people, they could have imported stuff from Taiwan.

Anyway, if it ain't on Rick's calendar, it ain't gonna happen. Now think about it....how many times in here have you seen someone post "Trax is right" or "I have to agree with Trax" well there you go, Rick's my science advisor...hellooooo.....everyone stay calm I'll let you know when the world's ending, I'll just consult with Rick. Y'all wouldn't believe what the stress is doing to Nora