Rick for President

[Rick]

I know politics is frowned upon but I thought that it was time to let everyone know that I've actually thrown my hat in the ring this year for president. I know I don't stand much of a chance but we've had a ground swell of support. Here's a report Channel 3 did on our campaign.

http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=&last=Rick

[nell67]

You have my vote!

[trax]

But Rick, you'd probably have to give up being a moderator here! You'd give up all this just to be President? You might want to think about that, pal.

[Beo]

Rick is that real, and is that you? You got my vote.
No Trax this could be good, we can take over CSPAN and have wilderness-survival tv!! You and Nell can host, I can see it now... first its off to WE's palce to check on Norman the Moose, then to Brazil as we do do a segment with Pict, then we go to Georgia and FVR, then to Cali and Remy puts us on the couch to pick our brain, then we go to see Sri Lanka and Jay shows us the ropes there, then.... omg its becoming a huge success already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[trax]

Well yeah, that's all good, but you know....Rick would be President. LIke, how can we take the guy out canoeing with all those weird dudes with the black suits and shades that have to follow him around everywhere he goes?

[Dennis K.]

http://www.rickforpresident.com/

actually doesn't sound to bad.

[Sarge47]

Remember Prez Reagan & his Jelly Beans? It'll be Rick & his Twinkies. Oh yeah! That's how it all starts! 1st it's all just good. clean fun, but then Dolly Madison get's a tude 'cuz Hostess has the exclusive franchise. Then it's an all-out war! But Rick is still doing okay until someone posts a pic of him in his "Twinkie" suit & "Game Over!" And you guys thought 'Nam was bad!

[VampireRanger676]

We shall use this to TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUAHAHA

[trax]

We shall use this to TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUAHAHA

Well that right there is your makings for a Secretary of State if I ever saw one.

[Jay]

Way to go Rick! you got my vote! (I think!@#@!)

[trax]

Jay, I don't think you and I are allowed to vote in American elections.

[Rick]

It's the second step to a free Traxistan. The first was equipping the pygmies with Shetland ponies. Now we take over the U.S. and make it a territory of Traxistan.

As for the guys in black suits. I'm going to institute the "Not So Secret Service" as well as the "Central Reasonably Smart Guys Agency". I don't think secrecy belongs in government and we know there isn't much intelligence so the changes should go unnoticed.

And Jay can vote if he wants to.

Rick is that real, and is that you?

Uh, yea. It's, uh, real. Sure. And it's definitely me.

[trax]

Oh sure! Jay gets to vote...Jay! well thanks a lot! (kicks computer and walks away muttering)

[Rick]

You can vote if you want to but since you will rule (RULE!) all of North America before we get done do you even care?

[trax]

Oh yeah, darn pesky details....hey can you hear those bells?

[Jay]

Trax....I'll vote anyways! We'll see what happens when the moon howls!

[Rick]

Hey, I like that. Catchy slogan.

Vote for Rick! See what happens when the moon howls. Oh, yeah. That's a keeper.

[Beo]

Trax: More like for whom the bells toll

[Beo]

Jay your in charge of forgien policies if Rick gets in.

[Jay]

Oh sure! Jay gets to vote...Jay! well thanks a lot! (kicks computer and walks away muttering)

Aint no computers in the mountain Pilgrim!