A farm for us

**BENESSE** · 11-11-2009, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Oh - you weren't kicked out. Think of it as joining a party already in progress.

I guess I was "escorted" out of the bar along with a couple of other drunks
to continue the party elsewhere.
That about sums it, right?

**crashdive123** · 11-11-2009, 07:34 PM

Nah - you were just an innocent bystander that the two drunks took advantage of. You held your own though. Well done.

**Rick** · 11-11-2009, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by Benesse

It's the quality and sensibility of your postings that I especially missed, Poco.

Yeah. That's it. That's what we missed.

(Has he been gone somewhere?)

**crashdive123** · 11-11-2009, 07:41 PM

Poco who???

**2dumb2kwit** · 11-11-2009, 08:24 PM

Hold on! First I was dumb...and now I'm also a drunk?

Well what the......

**crashdive123** · 11-11-2009, 08:24 PM

That could explain a lot.

**BENESSE** · 11-11-2009, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hold on! First I was dumb...and now I'm also a drunk?

Well what the......

You might have just drunk yourself dumb.

**2dumb2kwit** · 11-11-2009, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

You might have just drunk yourself dumb.

Pfft.....Non-sense!

Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm:

“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

**pocomoonskyeyes** · 11-11-2009, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

It's the quality and sensibility of your postings that I especially missed, Poco.

In your absence I did manage to get kicked out (now I have a record!) from the "Jokes' thread thanks to....surprise!...Ken/2D imbroglio.
Learning fast though!

Hope you love your new crib--when's the housewarming party?

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Oh - you weren't kicked out. Think of it as joining a party already in progress.

Originally Posted by BENESSE

I guess I was "escorted" out of the bar along with a couple of other drunks
to continue the party elsewhere.
That about sums it, right?

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Nah - you were just an innocent bystander that the two drunks took advantage of. You held your own though. Well done.

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hold on! First I was dumb...and now I'm also a drunk?

Well what the......

Originally Posted by crashdive123

That could explain a lot.

Originally Posted by BENESSE

You might have just drunk yourself dumb.

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Pfft.....Non-sense!

Careful or we'll have to start a new thread for all of you to talk about getting "tossed out of" other threads!!! LOL

Originally Posted by Rick

Yeah. That's it. That's what we missed.

(Has he been gone somewhere?)

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Poco who???

Who was gone?? Where did they go,and who did they go with?? See Now y'all have me confused!!(Like that was hard!!)

**BENESSE** · 11-11-2009, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Pfft.....Non-sense!
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine"

N/A in your case.
ALL your brain cells are slow & weak,