BigFoot Found!

[smokelessfire]

so some guys from the georgia woods found a dead bigfoot. woohoo. too bad they won't disclose where his body is. too bad the only evidence they are providing is an email from a minnesota scientist or whatever saying the dna samples he took are: a)human b)possum c)unusable. nooope, theyre not hucksters, they only want to set up bigfoot safaris for only 499$. AP radio news actually said the dna was from no known earth creatures. LOL.

[Last Mohican]

Bigfoot aint dead. He lives in my basement.

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

I have wandered the forests for thirty years or better and as of yet havent seen or heard a genuine Big foot. My question is, if they do exist they would have to maintain
a population. Like ground hogs, there would have to be a community of them. Because thats true, WHERE IS IT? If not 100's of them there should be no less than
two complete familys, so where are they? A socialy advanced forest man is likely and possible, but i speculate that nobody will prove that this week!

[Rick]

Oh, sure. Like we're gonna tell you!

[Ole WV Coot]

Have a few around here, I call them neighbors. I can't say here what they call me.

[Rick]

I do understand that the chances of seeing one go up proportionally to the amount one has to drink. I've even heard of some guys (not me, mind you but some) that have had far too much to drink and woke up the next morning with one in the bed. Similar stories are told by women, I might add.

[Rick]

Instead of searching for bigfoot you could always go shopping for bigfoot.

http://store.shoppingforbigfoot.com/

[canid]

it seems the sample they sent for sequencing contained genetic material from a human [possible contamination from handling/collection], opossum [possible saliva, hair, ect. contamination from scavenging aminals] and a sequence that was indeterminable due to unspecified technical problems. wonder if they'll send a second sample.

combining that with the facial perportion profile that matched the morphology of the face in the photo with a harry and the hendersons costume; i'm sure it's a hoax, but if not, i hope they don't ever tell anybody where the animal was found.

[Sarge47]

Dude, that was my "ex" they found!

[Ole WV Coot]

Don't know where she got it but after spending some quality time with me she told me now she knew that bigfoot thing is a myth judging by her present company.

[crashdive123]

Dude, that was my "ex" they found!

Funny.

[smokelessfire]

LOL coot! gotta love ole coot! neiggghhbors...yes,,now that ya mention it... ok, by the way, i listen to a radio show sometimes called AM AfterDark. its a show for weirdos about weird stuff. its fun. one guy came on there recently and said that bigfoots(bigfeet??)are a race of inter-dimensional critters who have the ability to teleport(?) back and forth from their dimension to ours. thats why we never find them or their remains, etc. now get this...lol...he said the reason they travel to our dimension is to escape from critters much larger than themselves who FEED on them. hunt them....lolololol.

[Sarge47]

Funny.

I kept telling her she needed to shave her back but she never listened!

[Sarge47]

LOL coot! gotta love ole coot! neiggghhbors...yes,,now that ya mention it... ok, by the way, i listen to a radio show sometimes called AM AfterDark. its a show for weirdos about weird stuff. its fun. one guy came on there recently and said that bigfoots(bigfeet??)are a race of inter-dimensional critters who have the ability to teleport(?) back and forth from their dimension to ours. thats why we never find them or their remains, etc. now get this...lol...he said the reason they travel to our dimension is to escape from critters much larger than themselves who FEED on them. hunt them....lolololol.

There are a group of people who actually believe that crap! They look as wierd as they sound. That's what you get when you cross a UFO freak with a Bigfoot Groupie! You just got to wonder where they got there evidence form.

[tonester]

I kept telling her she needed to shave her back but she never listened!

hahahahaha! holy crap thats hilarious!

[Sarge47]

API: A report has just come in regarding a strange sighting in Indiana. Now amid all the "Big-Foot" Hoopla comes the report of another, even stranger beast roaming the woods in Indiana. The creature is reported to be yellow in color & seems to resemble a large Twinkie.....

[nell67]

Ya know Sarge,I beLIEve I saw that when I was in the woods today.....wonder if I could sell my story to the National Inquirer?????

[nell67]

I kept telling her she needed to shave her back but she never listened!

Awww Sarge,don't women shave enough places without having to add shaving their back to the list???

[smokelessfire]

man, wouldn't that be nice for wilderness survival, giant walking twinkies roaming the woods. mmmmmm,twinnnnkies!

[Omid]

so some guys from the georgia woods found a dead bigfoot. woohoo. too bad they won't disclose where his body is. too bad the only evidence they are providing is an email from a minnesota scientist or whatever saying the dna samples he took are: a)human b)possum c)unusable. nooope, theyre not hucksters, they only want to set up bigfoot safaris for only 499$. AP radio news actually said the dna was from no known earth creatures. LOL.

is there a site?