Are You Going to Be Raped, Robbed, Stabbed, Shot, Beaten or Murdered?

**MatthewnOK** · 04-19-2009, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Ahem. Matthew, about that new knife. After the QC Department is done with it, where would you like us to send it?

I am willing to send you the box and a pound of food. Deal?

**crashdive123** · 04-19-2009, 11:18 PM

You obviously do not think very much of that knife you are hoping will arrive someday.

**MatthewnOK** · 04-19-2009, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

You obviously do not think very much of that knife you are hoping will arrive someday.

I think we should go before we COMPLETELY derail the OP...

**Rick** · 04-20-2009, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by MathewOK

QC lackies are slacking off...

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**Chris** · 04-20-2009, 09:19 AM

My score was 0 on the first, 4 on the second. I think what probably got me on the first was walking, we walk alot.

I'm surprised there was no body type question. Quite frankly, a large man has to be at less risk for assault than a small man. In a winter jacket I look like I'm built like a NFL player (I'm not, not quite, but I look it).

Also no property situation question. One of the biggest factors for home invasions etc is if your property is viewable by neighbors or the street.

the burglary question... how many vcrs do you own? When was this thing made?

No question for if you work from home., what kind of landscaping you have (people with good landscaping get burglarized less for some reason), how many people live in the house, if you have security cameras, how busy the street is you live on, how well lit is the property at night, etc. I got a 38 on that quiz but in reality I think my house is very secure.

**crashdive123** · 04-20-2009, 09:54 AM

I'm just glad they didn't ask about vehicles and my 8-track tape deck.

**MatthewnOK** · 04-20-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

I'm just glad they didn't ask about vehicles and my 8-track tape deck.

I bet that 8-track desk is a big criminal drawer. I always preferred records myself. I could make em' sound funny if I was bored.

**Alpine_Sapper** · 04-20-2009, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by MatthewnOK

I bet that 8-track desk is a big criminal drawer. I always preferred records myself. I could make em' sound funny if I was bored.

CD, DVD, digital, midi, MP3 editor.... Come on man, 21st century?...

**trax** · 04-20-2009, 01:46 PM

Apparently I'm at a higher risk of being murdered because of people I've fired over the last two years. Mr. test writer has vastly over-estimated the people I've fired over the last two years

**red lake** · 04-20-2009, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by trax

Apparently I'm at a higher risk of being murdered because of people I've fired over the last two years. Mr. test writer has vastly over-estimated the people I've fired over the last two years

that is too damn funny, i fired a guy last year for drinking on the job..he is a truck driver. This is after I caught him once and gave him a free pass, just trying to be a nice guy and making it clear that if it happened again it would cost him his job.

He came back the weekend he was fired and flattened 9 tires on the trucks in the yard. The sad thing is everybody figured it could have been him but nobody gave him enough credit to be able to pull it off. Letting the air out of 9 truck tires would take a long long time.

The cops asked him if he did it and he admitted to it there was no evidence and there was no chance it would have stuck in court. he worked there and finger prints and foot prints would have been expected.

Dumb ***. I would have denied it right up until the end.

Anyways, I don't fire people too much. When I want them gone I just **** with them until they leave.

**Rick** · 04-20-2009, 06:48 PM

Always terminate your employees on Monday or Tuesday. Never on Friday. If you terminate early in the week they have the opportunity to begin looking for another job. If you fire them on Friday then they spend the week-end drinking (or other things) and are more likely to show up at work on Monday thinking vengeful thoughts.

**trax** · 04-21-2009, 11:09 AM

Well, in my previous 'incarnation' when I worked mining, I think my firing some people probably decreased their possibility of being murdered, vis: "Get the f*** off my drill or I'll kill ya!" was pretty much the termination conversation.