Chuck Norris volunteers to run for President of Texas

[Alpine_Sapper]

That's right boys and girls, the Lone Star state is set to succeed from the Union,
The link to the WOAI article follows so you know I'm not making this up.

Martial-arts master Chuck Norris has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger - he has volunteered to run as the U.S. state's first president.

Norris, who played TV hardman Cordell Walker in hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has put himself up for the job of running the region after discussing the possibility of the state seceding from U.S. control during a rant on CNN.com's political blog.

The actor, who is a staunch Republican, insists Texans want an independent state after being let down by the U.S. government - and thinks he'd be the ideal candidate to lead the Lone Star state's revolution.

He says, "I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

"Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America."


http://www.woai.com/entertainment/st...XNOLeU06Q.cspx

[crashdive123]

Saw that about a month ago. You might be getting a whole bunch of new neighbors.

[mountain mama]

It's looking more and more likely: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_187490.html

Gov. Rick Perry rejected money from the stimulus package for the state of Texas. At least some politicians still have some credibility. I would head back home, but it's looking like things are going down hill so fast, I better just stay put and ride out the storm for the time being.

So, Sapper, you from Texas too?

[Alpine_Sapper]

So, Sapper, you from Texas too?

Originally from Louisiana. Made my way around the world in the Army, and ended up in Dallas for college. Got married to native Texan and been here ever since. lol. There's just something about Texas wome... uh, the weather here. Yeah, that's what makes Texas great.

[mountain mama]

lol as a native Texas woman, I shall take that as a compliment...and as for the weather...if you don't like it now, just turn around and it will have changed.
I actually used to teach in inner-city Dallas...if that ain't a survival situation, I don't know what is.

[Chris]

When chuck norris does pushups he does not push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

[Alpine_Sapper]

Saw that about a month ago. You might be getting a whole bunch of new neighbors.

lol. Got the coffee brewing, bannock on the stove.
Make sure you bring your own ammo for the range.

[DOGMAN]

When the Bogey Man goes to bed at night, he looks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there!

[Rick]

Hey, it's even bigger than that!!!!!

http://chucknorrisforpresident.com/

[trax]

There's just something about Texas wome... Yeah, that's what makes Texas great.

"Drive a pickup truck
Trust in God and luck
and I live to love Texas women"---Hank Williams, Jr.

[mountain mama]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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