Starving with a companion

[MCBushbaby]

Hypothetical Scenario:

You are lost somewhere way the hell out there. You've been starving for weeks now and have noticed a change in stool content signifying pure protein digestion. You have enough strength to capture, kill, and cook your companion -- equally starved. Do you do it? Wait, before you answer, let me tell you she hasn't shut up since you left the trailhead about how "redneck this trip is" and "my shoes are getting scuffed" and how her damn little dog got eaten by a coyote somewhere back. So do you eat Paris Hilton or risk starvation listening to how she "should have continued her contract with a Simple Life rather than partner with you on this stupid eco challenge tour!" ?

[crashdive123]

Me thinks you've been watching too much television......everybody knows there is no value, nutritional or otherwise to Paris Hilton.

[MCBushbaby]

Oh! Good response!

[dolfan87]

Paris Hilton after a week of starvation? Would there be anything left?

[doug1980]

Skin and bones don't sound too appetizing. You could kill her and use her for bait maybe.

[klkak]

I think someone is asking a question for the sake of asking a question!

[trax]

It has to be a hypothetical situation alright, Mitch. Cuz if I was anywhere with Paris Hilton, survival would no longer be a question, I'd have to already be dead.

[SARKY]

Granted most of the items on my menu in the wilderness don't come with a USDA stamp... but at least I know it hasn't been buggered by every Tom, Dick, and Harry! I would prefer to just use it as bait.

[Alpine_Sapper]

I wouldn't want to eat anything that would strike on that thar bait. Anything you catch with it is probably as bad as the bait itself.

[old soldier]

Paris Hilton already looks like she has been living in the back woods for months,living on wild onions and bird feathers.
I'd have to use her for bait as most road kill that i see looks better than she does to me anyway.

[TDG]

Paris probably won't survive for a few more weeks without food. Besides, you won't gain much energy by eating Paris, but that's just my opinion.

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