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    Question make booze in nature

    what is the easiest way to make alchoholic beverages in nature with basically no equipment. a friend once told me when he was in jail that they taught him to save his cup of apple juice and let it sit for a few days to make hard cider. any other simple easy ways?
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    fruit ferments naturally if you gather it all up in one place
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    Berry, grape, apple or any squeezins from fruits or veggies. 2 teaspoons of white corn meal, 3 teaspoons of sugar per 1/2 pint. Don't seal, will blow up. This takes a long time to work, about 5 days. It can vary from giving you either constipation or the trots but you will be 100% drunk. It is guaranteed to make you bring back things you didn't steal or proposition your ugly cousin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ole WV Coot View Post
    Berry, grape, apple or any squeezins from fruits or veggies. 2 teaspoons of white corn meal, 3 teaspoons of sugar per 1/2 pint. Don't seal, will blow up. This takes a long time to work, about 5 days. It can vary from giving you either constipation or the trots but you will be 100% drunk. It is guaranteed to make you bring back things you didn't steal or proposition your ugly cousin.
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    Thanks for the recipe coot! i'll give it a whirl. it may even make ole Boone Walton proud! prime stuff, prime stuff!
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