Ready to disappear?

**hunter63** · 04-05-2013, 10:55 AM

......You know that those book sales are just a way to track down the people buying them, right?

**Rick** · 04-05-2013, 01:22 PM

The books used to be easy to get but they all seem to have disappeared.

**canid** · 05-13-2013, 08:56 PM

Checking out a book on not leaving a trail from the library is certainly lol. I couldn't help it.

**kyratshooter** · 05-13-2013, 11:49 PM

Naaa, no real issue.

My library card is in an assumed name secured with a fake passport.

I gave them Crash's address and Rick's phone number.

**BENESSE** · 05-14-2013, 12:03 AM

Be that as it may, kyrat, the drone has you sitting on the porch having a second shot of Wild Turkey.

**Wildthang** · 05-14-2013, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Be that as it may, kyrat, the drone has you sitting on the porch having a second shot of Wild Turkey.

And his chickens think the drone is a red tail hawk, which is why they aren't laying

**crashdive123** · 05-14-2013, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by kyratshooter

Naaa, no real issue.

My library card is in an assumed name secured with a fake passport.

I gave them Crash's address and Rick's phone number.

So that's why I got this in the mail.

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**kyratshooter** · 05-14-2013, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Be that as it may, kyrat, the drone has you sitting on the porch having a second shot of Wild Turkey.

No drones around here Ms B. The government has a file on me and knows that after two shots of Wild Turkey the third shot is load of #4 shot through the extra full turkey choke, at the drone.

Besides, there is a roof on the porch! I wonder if they have a technology that will allow them to read the labels on the bottle through the roof?

But we do have a droneport across the river, about 30 miles away. And Wright-Patterson is only 2 hours up the road, so God only knows what kind of alien technology they fly over my house daily. I am sure they did some testing of the real predator drones out of that base.

Strangely enough, the Google Earth shots only show a grove of trees where my house is located, and the street view is more than 5 years old and the house is now unrecognizable.

Disappearing here is not even a remote possibility. I own too many taxes, have too many registered vehicles, boats and trailers and have too many licenses and permits in my name to fall off the earth while remaining where I am.

The main thing I got from the little book was some real good methods of maintaining communications using disposable phones and relays. Good stuff to know if one is a member of the press corps or a campaign volunteer for a conservative candidate.

**2dumb2kwit** · 05-22-2013, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by kyratshooter

I checked out a book on how to disappear at the library while browsing through the "survival" section. That particular portion of the library has suddenly bulked up a good bit.

Book is mostly instructions on identity protection and how to cushion yourself from prying eyes.

I found out I am already almost invisible.

Not that I am trying to hide.

Not that anyone wants to see me anyway.

The book, used in reverse, is real good instruction on how to bug the he!! out of other people though.

It would appear that the instructions worked. K-rat bugged the he!! out of everybody, and now seems to have disappeared.

**BENESSE** · 05-22-2013, 11:10 PM

Nah...not Kyrat.
There's something about this man that I just love, don't care what he thinks about me.
We gotta sit on the porch, have some of that good sweet ice tea (well pour in a shot, why don't you) and get to the bottom of it.
And if he still hates me after all that, well, it ain't for the lack of trying.

**crashdive123** · 05-23-2013, 04:52 AM

While Krat can come across a little abrupt at times, he really is a salt of the earth kind of guy. Having been to two Jamborees with him in attendance I can honestly say......just have the coffee on and he's a pussy cat.