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    Talking For your amusement, a favorite among the Yoopers.

    This song is sung by Da Yoopers.

    Sing to Jingle Bells.

    1. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
    IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
    DOWN THE ROAD I GO
    SLIDING ALL THE WAY
    I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
    I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
    MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
    BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

    CHORUS:
    RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
    THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
    I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
    AND THEN I START TO PRAY
    THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
    THE RADIO IT'S OK
    OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
    THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

    2. I WENT TO THE IGA
    TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
    I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE
    AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER
    SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
    RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
    I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS
    TO GET THE CAR TO STOP

    (REPEAT CHORUS)

    3. BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
    IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
    PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY
    I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
    I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO
    TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
    CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON
    IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH
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    Quote Originally Posted by laughingbeetle View Post
    This song is sung by Da Yoopers.

    Sing to Jingle Bells.

    1. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
    IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
    DOWN THE ROAD I GO
    SLIDING ALL THE WAY
    I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
    I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
    MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
    BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

    CHORUS:
    RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
    THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
    I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
    AND THEN I START TO PRAY
    THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
    THE RADIO IT'S OK
    OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
    THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

    2. I WENT TO THE IGA
    TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
    I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE
    AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER
    SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
    RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
    I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS
    TO GET THE CAR TO STOP

    (REPEAT CHORUS)

    3. BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
    IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
    PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY
    I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
    I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO
    TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
    CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON
    IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH
    Yes, Thats a classic,,, heres the vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50IgzksUqpQ

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    That chicken wire line is just too true for a 1962 Ford Galaxy XL. Dove hunting and blasting back home down the mine road. Sadly, there was a huge wash out that I missed seeing until too late. Did a Duke boys right over that rascal but came down hard then heard something dragging. Turns out it was the gas tank still attached to the gas line. Do you know how heavy a gas tank is when it's half full? Damned heavy. Long story short. The gas tank was put back on with bailing wire and if you swayed the steering the least little bit the gas tank would swing and the whole car would rock. If you had the right music on it was pretty funny. My car could dance.
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