Chainsaw as survival tool

[Ole WV Coot]

I try and keep a Sthil with the necessary stuff in the Jeep. They do bite some. I got snapped above the knee, didn't look at it until I got to the ER. The Doc cut and cut pieces of me and threw them in a pan. I raised up and asked him if he was amputating. Chain saws make nasty cuts and can't be stitched until "evened" out, that means enough meat for a dozen burgers. I won't even tell how I did that to myself.

[flandersander]

how many burgers did you get off your thigh, and how were they?

[RichJ]

I can see someone is just itching to be shipped to purgatory. It does have a great bar, though. By the way, did you ever do an introduction?

Oh come on, that was funny. Anyone else got a sense of humor?

Yeah, I did one. Got slamed first but I did one alright. You should check it out sometime, it's a hoot.

[Rick]

That's just cold, Flander. I'm talkin' serious injury and you're crackin' wise. Face plant into a running chain saw. It was ugly. Well, I am now.

Now that's funny, dang it! Read right there ^^. That is fuuuuuuuny!

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