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    Default 12 Days of Christmas Wilderness Survival Forum Style

    On the first day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the second day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the third day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Three Esbit Stoves,
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the fourth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Four Water Filters,
    Three Esbit Stoves,
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the fifth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Five Sailor Boy Pilot Breads,
    Four Water Filters,
    Three Esbit Stoves,
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the sixth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Six Canvas Tarps,
    Five Sailor Boy Pilot Breads,
    Four Water Filters,
    Three Esbit Stoves,
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the seventh day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Seven Pound of Jerky,
    Six Canvas Tarps,
    Five Sailor Boy Pilot Breads,
    Four Water Filters,
    Three Esbit Stoves,
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the eighth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Eight Survival Rifles,
    Seven Pound of Jerky,
    Six Canvas Tarps,
    Five Sailor Boy Pilot Breads,
    Four Water Filters,
    Three Esbit Stoves,
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the ninth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Nine Numptys Lurking,
    Eight Survival Rifles,
    Seven Pound of Jerky,
    Six Canvas Tarps,
    Five Sailor Boy Pilot Breads,
    Four Water Filters,
    Three Esbit Stoves,
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the tenth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Ten Estwing Axes,
    Nine Numptys Lurking,
    Eight Survival Rifles,
    Seven Pound of Jerky,
    Six Canvas Tarps,
    Five Sailor Boy Pilot Breads,
    Four Water Filters,
    Three Esbit Stoves,
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Eleven Slabs of Bacon,
    Ten Estwing Axes,
    Nine Numptys Lurking,
    Eight Survival Rifles,
    Seven Pound of Jerky,
    Six Canvas Tarps,
    Five Sailor Boy Pilot Breads,
    Four Water Filters,
    Three Esbit Stoves,
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Twelve Cases of Twinkies,
    Eleven Slabs of Bacon,
    Ten Estwing Axes,
    Nine Numptys Lurking,
    Eight Survival Rifles,
    Seven Pound of Jerky,
    Six Canvas Tarps,
    Five Sailor Boy Pilot Breads,
    Four Water Filters,
    Three Esbit Stoves,
    Two Fire Steels,
    And A Survival Knife in a Green Sheath!
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    Nice Should I be happy you shared in a written format rather than singing it to us?
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    Cool Alright!

    Loved it Crash, but what? No "Bear Grylls $700 knife?
    SARGE
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    real nice there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pal334 View Post
    Nice Should I be happy you shared in a written format rather than singing it to us?
    I actually sing quite well........in my own mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge47 View Post
    Loved it Crash, but what? No "Bear Grylls $700 knife?
    That comes on April Fools Day.
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    Bravo crash!!!
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    pure genious crash lmas off on the nine numpys lurking then went mmm bacon then i missed rick when you mentioned twinkies. good show
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    Better than the original, though I must admit to being ignorant of some things like sailor boy bread.

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    Nice job Crash.

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    Great work, a true Christmas masterpiece!
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