Mountaintrekker and the invention of the "crap strap" Pat Pending:)

[Rick]

Hey, if you take the metal one you can use it to boil water. Multi-use.

[trax]

No Trax, you got it all wrong! You keep your bedpan in your buddy's pack!

As long as he's cleaning it out thoroughly for you and you're walking in front on the trail cuz y'know..."nothing like stepping in your own feces"...I'm quoting someone pretty well known on that one...

[bulrush]

As soon as I saw the subject on this thread I thought "Oh boy, this must be a joke." Then I thought again, which sometimes happens, and not even on purpose, "Well with this crowd it might be for real."

"Crap strap" indeed. Funny jokes people!

"In an empty drawer, I'm the sharpest knife."

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