An old Alaskan bush pilot died and woke up in Heaven. St. Peter welcomed him aboard. He explained that the old pilot had lived a good life, had been an honest man and a reverent hunter so he had earned a place in Heaven. And, as a reward, he would get to spend the rest of his life with Demi Moore. She was his to do with as he saw fit.
"Wow, she must have lived a good life, too," exclaimed the old bush pilot.
"Sadly, no," replied St. Peter. "She was sent to Hell."
I guess it's all a matter of perspective, huh?
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