humourous observation

[wareagle69]

something occured to me the other day, nameing these threads is like salesmanship, some days i'll come up with a thread but have to think for a spell on a good title that will catch the readers eye-take my thread "time for me to say goodbye' or "an absolute must read" does anyone else think like this or am i the only loser here

[Ken]

something occured to me the other day, nameing these threads is like salesmanship, some days i'll come up with a thread but have to think for a spell on a good title that will catch the readers eye-take my thread "time for me to say goodbye' or "an absolute must read" does anyone else think like this or am i the only loser here

It's like composing a newspaper headline, WE. Ya' gotta' grab the readers' attention or they move on to the next story.

am i the only loser here

[Ken]

"Where were the editors??


Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
Farmer bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms"

http://www.sjacob.org/home/humour/CrazyHeadlines.html

[your_comforting_company]

honestly I don't read every single post on the boards. I read the ones that sound like something I'm interested in. I stay out of most of the gear threads if ya catch my drift. If you want me to read it, it's either gotta have a great title, or be by someone that I know has good stuff, but isn't real verbose lol.
I'm not particularly good with words myself. I tend to be pretty to the point with my titles lol. that way, you know right off whether it will interest you. so I guess it depends on what the writer wants. broad audience or niche.

[wareagle69]

Usually i only laugh at your expense, but that crap was funny as all get out.

Was that grammatically correct enough for you?

[Ken]

Usually i only laugh at your expense, but that crap was funny as all get out.

Was that grammatically correct enough for you?

Yep! See? I knew you could do it, WE.

[crashdive123]

In addition to peaking curiosity here, a well worded title will be picked up by the various search engines - bringing more people to the forum.

[2dumb2kwit]

In addition to peaking curiosity here, a well worded title will be picked up by the various search engines - bringing more people to the forum.

You mean like....large blue boobies? LOL

[Ken]

LOL...I gotta take a break from messing with you, to ask this question.

How many hits do you think this forum has had, from people looking for something to do with a "pink thong"?!?! LOL

Not sure. (That's probably the method that Cowboy uses to get to the Forums to log in.)

How many of those have resulted in people downloading that pic of Rick wearing a thong?

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