The way Geography should be taught.
Okay, class. Let's take a look at a map of the Middle East. This is Saudi Arabia. This is Jordan and this big hole in the ground is Iraq.
Why is there a big whole there?
Because we didn't need a bigger hole to deal with the Iraqi's. A big hole was sufficient. Now, this is Iran.
Why is it called Iran?
Because that's what the Iranian soldiers said they did when they saw American soldiers. Okay. Just past Iran is a large wasteland where all our spent nuclear fuel is stored. That's known as Afghanistan. It's sort of the world's night light now.
The capital of Iraq was Baghdad and the capital of Afghanistan was Kabul. Can anyone tell me what they have in common. Yes, Billy?
Neither of them exist?
That's right. Blown to hell and back.



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