Gastronomic Quality Control

[Ken]

It occurs to me that many of my friends here post recipies for all sorts of great food (smoked bacon, pulled pork, the list goes on) and that many of us will attempt to duplicate these recipies ourselves.

Nothing is worse than a failed recipe or one that doesn't live up to its expectations.

In the spirit of true self-sacrifice, I hereby appoint myself Director of Gastronomic Quality Control for Wilderness Survival Forums. Henceforth, a sample of at least 5 pounds or 1 gallon, as the case may be, of any food or drink item must be delivered to me at least one week in advance of the posting of a recipe. Thereafter, I will submit my QC report as soon as the recipe is posted. No, I don't expect any form of payment (other than your undying gratitude) for this service.

Please feel free to contact me for delivery information.

[crashdive123]

If this works I'm gonna be really PO'd that I didn't think of it.

[Ken]

Crash, I now appoint you as my assistant.

Hey everyone. Crash gets 2 1/2 lbs. and 1/2 gallon. Ship the same day as my shipment is sent out.

There. Crash, I always take care of my friends.

[bulrush]

Ok Ken, I'll send you a gallon of my next Skullwhomper shine. It also removes fingernail polish for the woman.

[Ken]

Ok Ken, I'll send you a gallon of my next Skullwhomper shine. It also removes fingernail polish for the woman.

Thanks! Don't forget, Crash gets 1/2 gallon, too.

[crashdive123]

Crash, I now appoint you as my assistant.

Hey everyone. Crash gets 2 1/2 lbs. and 1/2 gallon. Ship the same day as my shipment is sent out.

There. Crash, I always take care of my friends.

Yippie!!!!! (if you could see me now - I'm doing the Snoopy dance)

[Ken]

Yippie!!!!! (if you could see me now - I'm doing the Snoopy dance)

Like this?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...L0lLDMBw&hl=en

[crashdive123]

That's the one.

[trax]

Bulrush, how long should we wait for them to get back to us on that shine? I'm thinking at some point someone should call in the paramedics or the fire department, I dunno, or Dr. Phil.....

[Rick]

Has anyone told Ken about Free Traxistan?

[Alpine_Sapper]

I grow a lot of peppers, and I've been working on what to do with all these habanero's I have. I'm think of making some triple-nuclear poppers with 'em. I'll send em for the QC, but I want video of you eating 'em. And no pansy *** glass of milk allowed, either.

[Ken]

I grow a lot of peppers, and I've been working on what to do with all these habanero's I have. I'm think of making some triple-nuclear poppers with 'em. I'll send em for the QC, but I want video of you eating 'em. And no pansy *** glass of milk allowed, either.

Sorry, Sapper, but I eat Habanero's for breakfast. Great salsa on eggs! You send 'em and I'll post the video. Remember, Crash gets some, too.

BTW -- Orange juice or pineapple juice works much better than milk for those high Scoville situations your guests may encounter.

[Ken]

Crash, anyone contact you regarding your shipping address?

[crashdive123]

No.Guests can not see images in the messages. Please register in the forum. I fear that food is not on the way.

[Ken]

Well, we've got promises of shine and peppers. Those guys can't be foolin! Let's just be patient

[Sarge47]

Sorry guys, I was reading this thread eating my 'shrooms but had finished them off before I got through it and don't have any left to send!(urp!) Bummer!!! Well, there's always next year!

[crashdive123]

Next year?!?!?! What am I supposed to do until then< survive on shine and habanero's? .......well I guess it could be worse (baluts and uni)

[Ken]

What kinda' 'shrooms? Not the kind Stony's been using, I hope.

[Ken]

You know, Crash, there's gotta' be a way to find out where these guys keep their stashes and get Stony to take 'em away from them for us.

[crashdive123]

Yeah - about that....I think we should let him fend for himself (he seems to like it that way). ......but ninja shetland ponies on the other hand....