What is the right way to ration your food in a survival situation?

**Rick** · 04-14-2015, 08:27 AM

Being the ever savvy super secret agent I am I immediately move the family south using TripAdvisor to find the best BBQ joints along the east coast. Finally arriving in S. Carolina I pull out my government issued map of BBQ joints and set up residence in the rear of One Hot Momma's in Hilton Head. As luck would have it, the local residents proclaim me a hero for not neglecting my duties. Word spreads and I'm soon elected King of America. I order the GodKing to be removed from the bunker. He moves to Canada where he becomes a song and dance man. Hilton Head is proclaimed the new Capital and Kim Jun Un becomes my personal trainer. Easy Peasy.

Just so there's some value in this post.

http://bbq.discoversouthcarolina.com..._trail_map.pdf

**finallyME** · 04-14-2015, 09:50 AM

Since I am the official non-official judge of who is right on this forum....I declare that Enigma's and Kyratshooter's answers to be the correct ones. Sorry for all the second placers....

Basically, if you actually read their responses before saying that they should read the OP better, they said that it DON'T MATTER which option you pick, food is last on the list, and you can basically go a long time on that extra 20 lbs you have around your waist. So, to the OP, take your pick. One is good insurance that you won't lose the calories later by accident, and the other just makes it suck less in the end.

**hunter63** · 04-14-2015, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Rick

Just so there's some value in this post.

We need "value"?

Originally Posted by finallyME

Since I am the official non-official judge of who is right on this forum....I declare that Enigma's and Kyratshooter's answers to be the correct ones.

Now that is just down right odd?...Don' you think?

and the other just makes it suck less in the end.

"Suck less".....Bhohahahaha

**Rick** · 04-14-2015, 11:07 AM

All hail the Official Non-Official Judge of Correctness. His Highness Not So Highness has spoken. Yeah, options that suck less are pretty high on my list too.

**Seniorman** · 04-14-2015, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by ravenscar

" ... Your group recently was driven from the Whitehouse, and you have no food. Michelle was adamant about bringing the dogs, Bo and Sunny, along with them. 5 days in travel you realized you must do something or jeopardize the group.
Which dog do you eat?

From the pictures I've seen, Bo appears as if he'd be more tender than Sunny. Therefore, Bo would make the best dog sub.

S.M.

**hunter63** · 04-14-2015, 01:16 PM

May we all strive to "suck less".......
Man, that's gonna stay in my head all day..........

**1stimestar** · 04-14-2015, 01:34 PM

Here here!

**jdbushcraft** · 04-14-2015, 01:54 PM

I've just learned to embrace the suck.

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**DSJohnson** · 04-14-2015, 02:13 PM

Striving, Striving Aye sir

**Rollicks** · 04-14-2015, 11:52 PM

If the food was bacon, I wouldn't be able to ration it. I'm just saying...

**randyt** · 04-15-2015, 07:11 AM

for clarification is the "suck" the same as a chit sammich?

**Rick** · 04-15-2015, 07:28 AM

Yes but without the bread.

**finallyME** · 04-15-2015, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Rick

All hail the Official Non-Official Judge of Correctness. His Highness Not So Highness has spoken. Yeah, options that suck less are pretty high on my list too.

No need to thank me.....I am here all week.

Yeah, I know....Kyrat and Enigma agree? I just think it is funny that they are arguing and yet are saying the same things.

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**DSJohnson** · 04-15-2015, 03:57 PM

Dang I can't give you any "rep" for this post but you sure deserve some Finally!!!

**hunter63** · 04-15-2015, 04:12 PM

Outstanding.....LOL

Can't rep you either....
Some one hit this?

**1stimestar** · 04-15-2015, 05:04 PM

Got it. Lol.

**kyratshooter** · 04-15-2015, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by finallyME

Yeah, I know....Kyrat and Enigma agree? I just think it is funny that they are arguing and yet are saying the same things.

All praise to the Official Unofficial Judge of Correctness...

I really started worrying about that, then I realized that I had the idea first, I was not really in on the argument, and I didn't call anyone a dumb@$$ while doing it.

But you have to cut he Aussies some slack, their commodes swirl backwards down there and it keeps them confused cause they don't know which way their $h!t is going.

Still, its almost as bad a realizing that you agree with Rick on something!