While back.....neighbors (renters next door) were moving out....and for some reason the amount of disposed of stuff was enormous.
Parked at the curb was a big leather recliner, did appear to have been sprung....anyway I was just seeing "Urban buffalo, ripe for shinning".
The though crossed my mind to make a vid.....(don't make vids) I the mighty hunter (me) stalking across the front yard, whispering into the camera in a fake Aussy voice, "Crikey, 'at's a big'en...got to take 'em down fast,... gonna charge if wounded".
After hiding behind the front yard tree.....then making my rush and stabbing the chair with a some sort of Bigazz survival knive (Harbor Freight)...Doing a victory yell and dance after "The Kill",....skin it out on the spot....then slink away, prize in hand.....like any other successful hunter from the beginning of humans.
Then a truck stopped by, picked it up, and drove off.....Dam
I do have several primitive bags belts and other buck-skinner gear made for "urban buffalo hide".
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