Batoning; The Final Solution

[crashdive123]

I'm still trying to figure out why you have to baton a patato.......

Because he's from Georgia.

[Tokwan]

Some deep observations found that he was using Harbor Freight Knives?

[MrFixIt]

Yea, but we expect that out of anyone from Georgia!

I'm still trying to figure out why you have to baton a patato.......

Because he's from Georgia.

We don't have potatoes, we have taters. If any of you visit GA, you'll see the difference.
We also have maters and urnions, which are totally different from tomatoes and onions.
Damn Yankees...

[kyratshooter]

See there,

Georgians don't even know that Damnyankees is one word and not two!

[Rick]

We could be in real trouble!

[finallyME]

Georgia also doesn't have oil. They have oll.

[kyratshooter]

We could be in real trouble!

I don't know, we survived Gunkid and the whole host of names on our wall of shame.

Hitler couldn't hold a candle to some of those morons.

[MrFixIt]

damnyankees.jpg

Uhuh, I beg to differ!

See there,

Georgians don't even know that Damnyankees is one word and not two!

[kyratshooter]

damnyankees.jpg

Uhuh, I beg to differ!

NOOOOO !!!

A poster advertising a New York Broadway musical s not a valid reference for southern vernacular !!!!

I did not know they were actually two words or could be separated until I took US History in college.

The only valid and unquestioned authority on this matter is Jeff Foxworthy and he is not officially a member of the forum.

The only secondary source is the book How to Speak Southern and they definitely spell it as one word.

You can obtain a copy from Amazon, or the local Cracker Barrel, but you'll have to put on your good flip-flops and a shirt to go to the Cracker Barrel.

[Old GI]

Batons? Heck, when I was in high school, the only ones that used batons were the pretty twirler gir ..... What? Oh nevermind.

[crashdive123]

It's on the internet so it must be true right?

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/damyankee

[TXyakr]

Now we know more reasons why the 3rd Reich fell so fast toward the end of WW II. They used poor quality knives to baton wood with, carried heavy axes in their rucksacks, had an angry bastard from Austria yelling at them. Germans finally decided to stop invading other countries and just make better knives and axes, Europe has been more peaceful since. Now is Putin batoning with a pocket knife or something? ;-)

[hunter63]

Batons? Heck, when I was in high school, the only ones that used batons were the pretty twirler gir ..... What? Oh nevermind.

Yeah the Parker girls used to practice....next door,... I was about 12 they were in HS......Oh, yeah.....never mind.

[kyratshooter]

Yep, those girls are like the knife you use to baton.

Eventually you look at them and wonder "what happened, it was perfect just a while ago".

[Tokwan]

Now we know more reasons why the 3rd Reich fell so fast toward the end of WW II. They used poor quality knives to baton wood with, carried heavy axes in their rucksacks, had an angry bastard from Austria yelling at them. Germans finally decided to stop invading other countries and just make better knives and axes, Europe has been more peaceful since. Now is Putin batoning with a pocket knife or something? ;-)

I tot it was the Georgians that drove Hitler mad and forced him to kill Hitler.

[MrFixIt]

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Yep. And we used these just to make him angrier...

I tot it was the Georgians that drove Hitler mad and forced him to kill Hitler.

[kyratshooter]

A few Russian-Georgians maybe?

and the only knives visible were on the end of a Mosin Nagant rifle.

The American-Georgians were many miles away from Hitler when he did the deed.

[MrFixIt]

The American-Georgians were many miles away from Hitler when he did the deed.

Or were we...?

[kyratshooter]

Yep, all the American Georgians were being held back on orders of European Command to let the Russians do their thing in Berlin.

Hitler did not bite the bullet, or cyanide capsule, until the Russian/Georgians were about 500 meters from his bunker.

Did you realize that Stalin was one of those "other" Georgians.

[hunter63]

What ever y'all do..... don't post the Hitler Baton-ing vid on any other forums.....sheesh, some guys really take offence to a joke.....and get noses out of joint.
Just saying........