Free bee's

[dilligaf2u2]

Don't know if this goes here But if it don't I bet it gets moved.

When ever I go to Sam's Club TDW lets me get a slice of Pizza. A bribe to get me to go. I always snag 6 or 12 parmesan cheese packs and red pepper packs to take home with me. With this in my camping gear I have it to take into the Field with me. With 2 trips a month over a winter I get enough to last me threw the summer.

Perfume packs TDW gets as samples I take out and hang from a branch 50 or 100 feet from my camp. It attracts the bugs there and not to me! TDW gets one of 2 a month from somewhere.

When I can get KFC honey and butter packets, I grab all they will let me.

Just thought you all could do the same thing.

Don

[Aurelius95]

Not sure if you have Chic Fil A in your neck of the woods, but I get honey and jelly packets for short weekend trips. Splenda or Sweet n Low are nice to take along too. I'll have to check with the perfume dept next time I'm at a mall (not often). Never thought of using that to attract insects away from me. Also, chopsticks are good to grab from the food court. I use those at home.

[Ridge Wolf]

I didn't know you were a bee keeper dilligaf.. Is that what you meant by 'free bees'?... or did you mean 'freebies'?

[Alpine_Sapper]

Not sure if you have Chic Fil A in your neck of the woods, but I get honey and jelly packets for short weekend trips. Splenda or Sweet n Low are nice to take along too. I'll have to check with the perfume dept next time I'm at a mall (not often). Never thought of using that to attract insects away from me. Also, chopsticks are good to grab from the food court. I use those at home.

You'll probably have better luck raiding the magazine section and pulling the four or five out of the magazines like Vanity Fair, GQ, Cosmo, etc. Most of the stuff (down here anyway) at the mall is some b***h walking around with a bottle going "Hey do you mind *squir* if I give you a sample?" Typically you come out smelling like four or five different fragrances and p!ssed off as a cat that just got a swirley.

[Rick]

http://walmart.triaddigital.com/Free-Samples.aspx

[dilligaf2u2]

I know you want me to send you a big asp box of killer Bee's Ridge. Just send my your address or that of your mother in law and I'll get it out right away!

Rick : TDW says thanks!

Don

[Rick]

Thanks are nice, Don. But nothing says I love you like bacon.

Tell her you're welcome.

[Ridge Wolf]

I know you want me to send you a big asp box of killer Bee's Ridge. Just send my your address or that of your mother in law and I'll get it out right away!

Rick : TDW says thanks!

Don

Let's see... it is

[dilligaf2u2]

Are you saying I need to send bacon with the bee's rick! I think as soon as he opens the box he will loose all desire to stay in the area and cook? And why would I want to send my bacon to his mother in law??

Don

[Rick]

(drawing picture for Don) This is your wife saying thank you to me. (scribble, scribble) This is me. This is me with a smile on my face for the bacon she gave me for the freebie tip.

(scribble some more) This is Ridge. Ridge likes free bees. (scribble some more) This is you sending free bees to Ridge. (scribble scribble) This is Ridge listening to funny humming sound coming from the box. (more scribble) This is Ridge opening box of killer bees. (more and more scribble) This is the new door Ridge made in his house when he left. (scribbles a lot) No, this is not a black berry. This is Ridge after he opened the box of free bees. Notice the hundreds of lumps?

[nell67]

Rick,you are evil,LOL

[Rick]

As Red Skelton's "Junior", The Mean Widdle Kid would say, "If I dood it I gonna get in twouble. I dood it!".

[nell67]

Waiting for the picture,I KNOW you gotta picture.....

[Rick]

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[nell67]

No,not that picture,the picture of poor Ridge all covered in bumps!

[Rick]

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[crashdive123]

Oh Rick...bee-have

[nell67]

Dang, that gives me hives just looking at it ,

[Ridge Wolf]

Dang, that gives me hives just looking at it ,

That give you hives....???? what about me??

[Ridge Wolf]

Nell... if you got hives... where do you live... I'm comin' over...