Mountaintrekker and the invention of the "crap strap" Pat Pending:)

**Rick** · 04-29-2008, 05:10 PM

If things get to smoking you might have more paper work to do butt that shouldn't happen if you aren't sitting down on the job.

**crashdive123** · 04-29-2008, 05:23 PM

I wonder how many straps can be made on each of the runs?

**nell67** · 04-29-2008, 06:10 PM

You guys are real slick

**crashdive123** · 04-29-2008, 06:18 PM

Every now and again we cling on to an idea.

**nell67** · 04-29-2008, 06:19 PM

Like stink on...er never mind

**crashdive123** · 04-29-2008, 06:21 PM

well that didn't work. Must have wiped the data clean.

**nell67** · 04-29-2008, 06:23 PM

Data?? never heard it called that before LMAO!!!!!

**crashdive123** · 04-29-2008, 06:28 PM

Actually I was trying to do the smiley faces to follow your previous post. Didn't work - that's what I meant, but you may be onto something......."Honey! There's dog data in the kitchen!" Nah, probably not.

**Rick** · 04-29-2008, 06:37 PM

Lets, see. Make one while searching for the holey place. While conducting business one hand is engaged in clinging to yon tree while the other is taking care of the paper work. Make one on the way back to the tent. That's two by my count. Yes, number two.

**Aurelius95** · 04-29-2008, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Sounds like everything worked itself out in the end.

Hey Crashdive, did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

**Aurelius95** · 04-29-2008, 08:26 PM

Mountaintrekker, you mention in the post that you were "hands free" but actually you were holding onto the rubber/wrap aroudn the tree. You should devise a way to make it attach to your belt. Then you can read the paper while dropping the kids off at the pool. Just a thought...

**Rick** · 04-29-2008, 08:58 PM

Or attach a mouth guard to it. Then you could use both hands. (Aurelius - His belt would be on the ground. Hello.....

)

**Aurelius95** · 04-29-2008, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

Or attach a mouth guard to it. Then you could use both hands. (Aurelius - His belt would be on the ground. Hello.....

)

d'oh! You're right... a mouthpiece would fit nicely!

**Mountaintrekker** · 04-30-2008, 02:08 AM

You guys are too much! I made the strap big enough to fit around my torso and the tree = hands free.
I think I'll take a break from defecation related topics for a awhile.

By the way, the Mrs. threatened to ban me from posting anymore... crap.

**Rick** · 04-30-2008, 07:25 AM

A torso strap? Hmmmm. A storso? A torap? We need to include an emergency break away in case the tree falls over while using it or a bear wanders up while you are.....indisposed. Something like a rip cord. And of course warning labels. Lots of warning labels.

**Aurelius95** · 04-30-2008, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Rick

A torso strap? Hmmmm. A storso? A torap? We need to include an emergency break away in case the tree falls over while using it or a bear wanders up while you are.....indisposed. Something like a rip cord. And of course warning labels. Lots of warning labels.

Just don't want the cord to make you fall backwards into the poo. Nothing like stepping in your own feces. I've always said that. In fact, it's one of my mottos.

**Rick** · 04-30-2008, 09:58 AM

It's true. I've heard Aurelius say that a lot. In fact, he'll just say it for no apparent reason. You can be talking about baseball or survival or brewing beer and he'll just up and say, "Nothing like stepping in your own feces".