I think it's about time that we organized a search party to go out and look for Sarge.
Organizing a Search Party for Sarge
I think it's about time that we organized a search party to go out and look for Sarge.
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
Yeah, but that means we may find fine!!!
I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"
Originally Posted by welderguy
Oh, yeah. Never mind.
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
Where is the old boy, anyway?
He's been missing out on some fireworks and I hate not to have him enjoy it like the rest of us.
Hope all's well with him and the family.
UH OH what if one of his magic tricks backfired and he made himself disappear!!!!
I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"
(faint voice)
help! I'm over here! save me!....
SARGE
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
Proud father of a US Marine....SEMPER FI!
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin
Sarge? Speak in a faint voice? I'd like to see that!
“Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
W. Edwards Deming
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
General John Stark
I'll save you Sarge! Here' grab the end of this rope!
Why do I live in Alaska? Because I can.
Alaska, the Madness! Bloggity Stories of the North Country
"Building Codes, Alaskans don't need no stinking Building Codes." Sourdough
Yes, I have wifi in my outhouse!
Hang on to the hong and Rick'll pull you out.
(faint voice again)
Forget that! Just let me die! Arghhh!....
SARGE
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
Proud father of a US Marine....SEMPER FI!
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin
(faint voice)
"HEAR" that doofus, "HEAR" that! Sheesh...and he's a lawyer too!....
SARGE
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
Proud father of a US Marine....SEMPER FI!
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin
Well that's just great. I got all my SAR gear on and now I have to pee. There's bacon and coffee in the FART trailer if anyone is hungry. No point in starting out on an empty stomach.
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Maybe we can leave Sarge where he is, and print him out in 3D. Certainly easier than getting the FARTs involved.
Crash got his finger stuck in the printer last time and we wound up with a sixteen finger handgun. So I'm not sure how well that would work.
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Sarge; come on sir, are we honestly to beleive you have other or more important things going on? 'Pish' with a terminal 'shaw'.
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice - Grey's Law.
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Oh great - look what you've done now Ken. You found him.
Sometimes you have to be careful in what you ask for. You might just get it.
I tried to warn him I really did!!
I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"
too funny!
http://thefemalesurvivalist.blogspot.com
In the end you find no one wins, and the race was only with yourself.
Oh man do I know that feeling.
Why do I live in Alaska? Because I can.
Alaska, the Madness! Bloggity Stories of the North Country
"Building Codes, Alaskans don't need no stinking Building Codes." Sourdough
Yes, I have wifi in my outhouse!
Sarge? Faint voice? ----- OK, we apparently have a case of identity fraud.
When Wealth is Lost, Nothing is Lost;
When Health is Lost, Something is Lost;
When Character is Lost, ALL IS LOST!!!!!!!
Colonel Charles Hyatt circa 1880
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