Larry the Cable Guy

**COWBOYSURVIVAL** · 04-20-2013, 12:34 PM

"Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ... Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment."

**GreatUsername** · 04-20-2013, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL

"THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore."

There was some stuff you said that I disagree with personally, but I had to say how much I like that "We're not using it anymore" thing

**Ken** · 04-20-2013, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL

"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment."

**GreatUsername** · 04-20-2013, 07:26 PM

Don't take it personally. Everyone hates all lawyers, except their own. That's because everyone ELSE is a blood-sucking parasite, but their own lawyer is a hero.

I understand. I don't hate you, or your kind. This is the backlash of a judicial system where things are solved through argument and people taking sides. Lawyers have it rough!

(also, that quote was part of the aforementioned stuff he said that I disagreed with. Just saying.)

**Rick** · 04-20-2013, 07:55 PM

"Now these fellows in Washington wouldn't be so serious and particular if they only had to vote on what they thought was good for the majority of the people in the U.S. That would be a cinch. But what makes it hard for them is every time a bill comes up they have things to decide that have nothing to do with the merit of the bill. The principal thing is of course: What will this do for me personally back home?"

"Congress is so strange; a man gets up to speak and says nothing, nobody listens, and then everybody disagrees."

"I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all day, but now, as soon as he tells all he knows, he has to sit down. Most of these birds will just be getting up and nodding now. Why, some of them won't be able to answer roll call."

God bless Will Rogers.

**COWBOYSURVIVAL** · 04-20-2013, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by GreatUsername

Don't take it personally. Everyone hates all lawyers, except their own. That's because everyone ELSE is a blood-sucking parasite, but their own lawyer is a hero.

I understand. I don't hate you, or your kind. This is the backlash of a judicial system where things are solved through argument and people taking sides. Lawyers have it rough!

(also, that quote was part of the aforementioned stuff he said that I disagreed with. Just saying.)

Lighten up, it is a quote from (Larry the Cable Guy). I didn't say any of it, I shared some humor with the forum!