A storm of Apocalyptic potential approaches New Jersey

[Rick]

Hey look. Mrs. Pal finally got home and Pal is going out for milk, bread and eggs. He's a real champ that Pal.

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[oly]

Well, you could be a man....just put your foot down, and say "yeah, I did it it....and what of it?!?!"

(Snicker, Snicker....Let us know how that turns out. Snicker, Snicker.)

Oh no!!!! I am silly, not suicidal

Ok, Ok.. Here a picture of my lumpy chair...
My wife will not allow me to wear any paints in the house!!!

[Pal334]

Hey look. Mrs. Pal finally got home and Pal is going out for milk, bread and eggs. He's a real champ that Pal.

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I better make sure she does not see your "helpful" post

[Pal334]

Ok, Ok.. Here a picture of my lumpy chair...
My wife will not allow me to wear any paints in the house!!!

Great!! Thats all she would have to see!!!

[SARKY]

I just don't get it ..... when i was a kid growing up in NJ, we had a winter that was so bad that the snow was stacked up high enough that you could almost touch the telephone wires and they had to dig tunnels at the corners so we could get to school.
Then when stationed in Maine we would get 1 to 2 feet of snow when a front would come in off of the great lakes.
Of course when I was in Memphis going thru "A" school they got just about an inch of snow and the world shut down.

[cowgirlup]

Dude?

You still alive?

Don't just leave us hanging here.
What happened???

[Pal334]

Dude?

You still alive?

Don't just leave us hanging here.
What happened???

sssh,, don't wake her up. I have been outside cleaning snow. I guess she was not found me out yet.

[Rick]

Either that or she just figured you raided the fridge again while she was asleep.

[2dumb2kwit]

sssh,, don't wake her up. I have been outside cleaning snow. I guess she was not found me out yet.

If yours is like mine, the amount of trouble your in, is directly related to whether or not she won any money at Bingo.

[Pal334]

If yours is like mine, the amount of trouble your in, is directly related to whether or not she won any money at Bingo.

You are right!! Was a good night for her at bingo. She is up and about, no mention yet on the supply shortage. I will just tippy toe around until it is time to clear some more snow. Fingers crossed

[cowgirlup]

OK, So PAL, Why did Mrs PAL buy all that stuff?
I'm glad she let you live.

[crashdive123]

It was a test.
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He failed.

[Pal334]

Well it is like this, just because. How can a guy ever figure out what a female is thinking. We have been married since 1975 and I am still at a loss. Even in an Upstate NY blizzard, you are only off the road for 2, at worst 3 days.
And thank you the ever helpful Crash

[Pal334]

I think the real root of this is that when we came back from Thailand (my wife is Thai), my Grandmother took her under her wing to teach her American ways. As a woman of the farms, Grandma was an original "prepper". She was a believed that storms were things to be prepared for as a normal course of business and tried to impress on her that maintaining levels of stores were important. Some how this translated to running out whenever there were storm warnings, rather than just keeping items stored. Like I said above, I just do not have women figured out

[Rick]

Pfffffft. There's nothing to figuring out women. There's only one rule. They make the rules. Once you crack the code it's clear sailing. (How's that dear? Does that look right? Okay, I'll erase the Pffft thingie.)

[cowgirlup]

[QUOTE=Pal334;305570] How can a guy ever figure out what a female is thinking. We have been married since 1975 and I am still at a loss. QUOTE]

We keep changing it up.
We call that good OPSEC.
Always keep 'em guessing......... and in fear if at all possible.

[Pal334]

[QUOTE=cowgirlup;305587]

How can a guy ever figure out what a female is thinking. We have been married since 1975 and I am still at a loss. QUOTE]

We keep changing it up.
We call that good OPSEC.
Always keep 'em guessing......... and in fear if at all possible.

Further confirmation of my conspiracy theory

[Rick]

Shock and awe. We can't discuss the awe on here, though.

[Woodmaster750]

I'll just say this. You don't have to know women. Just do like I do. ( I ) tell my wife I'm boss, and she let's me know it's okay as long as I do what she says when she says it and how she wants things done. YEPPERRRR, I'M the BOSS.

[Bushman]

HEHEHEHEHEH..........got THAT figgered im MY (oops OUR) house too...................