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    Default Living in 2011

    Got this in an e-mail today,
    happy April Fools Day

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when....



    1. You accidentally
    enter your PIN on the microwave.



    2. You haven't
    played solitaire with real cards in years.



    3. You have a list
    of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
    three.




    4.. You e-mail the
    person who works at the desk next to you.


    5. Your reason for
    not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
    don't have e-mail addresses.



    6. You pull up in
    your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.



    7. Every commercial
    on television has a web site at the bot tom of the screen.




    8. Leaving the house
    without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it .



    10. You get up in
    the morning and go on line before getting your
    coffee.




    11. You start
    tilting your head sideways to smile. : )



    12 You're reading
    this and nodding and laughing.



    13. Even worse, you
    know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
    message.



    14. You are too busy
    to notice there was no #9 on this list.



    15. You actually
    scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.


    ~~~~~~~~~~~AND
    FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

    NOW U R LAUGHING at
    yourself.
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    <-- Sure did scroll back up to look for #9
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    4. You e-mail the
    person who works at the desk next to you.

    My wife and daughter text each other constantly. Constantly. I don't understand it but it's what they do. This past week they were sitting side by side just texting away.

    "Well, I knew it was going to happen." I said to know one in particular. "They're texting each other right now." I got a couple of deer in the headlights looks and they went right back to texting.
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