100% - I Did
90% - I Will
80% - I Can
70% - I Think I Can
60% - I Might
50% - I Think I Might
40% - I Don't Understand
30% - I Wish I Could
20% - I don't Know How
10% - I Can't
0% - I Wont
Ladder of Achievement
100% - I Did
90% - I Will
80% - I Can
70% - I Think I Can
60% - I Might
50% - I Think I Might
40% - I Don't Understand
30% - I Wish I Could
20% - I don't Know How
10% - I Can't
0% - I Wont
That is wonderful, OGL. I'd like to borrow it for future reference.
When Wealth is Lost, Nothing is Lost;
When Health is Lost, Something is Lost;
When Character is Lost, ALL IS LOST!!!!!!!
Colonel Charles Hyatt circa 1880
You bet cha....I try to post things here to use and abuse ;-)
. . . . . . 30%.
Sourdough: Ladder of Achievement
Coffee is done, and just took first sip. (This is as good as my life gets)
Get back in bed wait for coffee
Turn on Radio
Turn on Computer
Find vanilla flavored creamer
Heat two day old coffee
But wood in stove
Pee in bucket
Got out of bed
Eyes open in morning & aware that I am still alive
...and THEN what happens grandpa?!
Trips over bucket and starts screaming %#@ ^%$**! @!##@.Originally Posted by BENESSE
...and THEN what happens grandpa?!
...oh dang, I hope I make it to the outhouse in time!!!
I wonder if he has a few buckets or does he remember where the one is........ maybe one right next to the bed so all he has to do is roll, P and roll back......
A no brainer
I thought everyone knew; there's a yellow bucket and there's a brown bucket...
Bush Pilot have a portable Johnny and a portable Sally.
Hmmmm brown and yellow.... so in the dark, it is just a fitty/fitty chance............in the morn when he see's if he got it right, he gets a Twinkie if he does......
I bet he saves the buckets up and then goes around the perimeter of the property and marks his territory LOLOLOLOL
Ooop's it is a John and a Jane.................http://www.pilotstore.com/store/item...DEPARTMENT_ID=
WOW, 6 posts to get into the crapper....literally,...... not a record I'm sure, but worthy of mention.
LOL
Geezer Squad....Charter Member #1
Evoking the 50 year old rule...
First 50 years...worried about the small stuff...second 50 years....Not so much
Member Wahoo Killer knives club....#27
Some of us just like having our mind in the sewer.
And I had no part in it. Imagine that!
Tracks Across the High Plains...Death on the Bombay Line...A Touch of Death and Mayhem...Dead Rock...The Griswald Mine Boys...All On Amazon Books.
You were channeling...go ahead and admit it.
I miss Ken too! He and 2D could have got it here much faster!
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
Yeah, okay. Minister of Science and all.
Tracks Across the High Plains...Death on the Bombay Line...A Touch of Death and Mayhem...Dead Rock...The Griswald Mine Boys...All On Amazon Books.
that's one way to warm up in the morning......Heat two day old coffee
But wood in stove
Pee in bucket...
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice - Grey's Law.
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