Saw "FAN vs. Wild" Wednesday. Oh my goodness, what a fiasco!
Bear takes two complete wilderness virgins, both of whom harbor serious phobias, and has them run through a bunch of "survival" exercises like rappelling down granite cliffs, waterfalls, and crevasses, glissading down mountain sides, fording freezing glacial-water rivers by walking/swimming through the fastest, deepest parts he could find, and foraging/eating a dinner-appetizer of raw rabbit heart and a breakfast of raw worms. It was hilarious!!!
The best parts included:
1. Watching these guys eat raw worms rather than use them for bait to catch the fish that just HAD to be teeming in the river not 20 yards behind them.
2. Listening the innumerable "Bear Love-Fest/Worship" comments made by these guys.
Some of my favorites came from the guy from NYC who said (among other things):
- "[Bear] can do anything; he can make fires, he can build stuff... hanging around greatness like that; some of it has to rub off eventually!"
- "If Hell had a boot camp, this would be it!"
- "This is it! This is the real deal! This is Man vs. Wild and it doesn't get any more real than that!"
3. Listening to Bear's voiceover commentary as he played the "HERO" and single-handedly saved these guys from their own inner demons and the ever-looming dangers of Nature.
I haven't laughed so hard in months. I really owe Bear a debt of gratitude for that.
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