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    Many people are not self reliant anymore. While some robbers will use bladed weapons such as knives, axes or machetes.

    Many other robbers rely on modern guns to hold up stores.

    The art of using a stick to rob others goes back to even before man left the trees and walked upright. Its use predates the stone age and is used by many primates around the world still today.

    But, for man it is a lost art. Until now, I can only hope that more robbers will revive our primitive ways. Unfortunately darwinizm will eventually kill off this truly unique breed.

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    In the state of Florida you can not just shoot someone that is attempting to strike you with an impact weapon. Unless you suffer serious bodily harm or at danger of losing consciousness. If the are trying to rob you they are committing a forcible felony and you may dispatch them using your modern firearm. Though I think the clerk would have been better off if he knew what we mean when we say, "drop the hammer on him!"


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    I would have loved to have seen the owner grab a .45 and blow the back of that sh!tbum's head off. Really, I would have.
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    Do you suppose he walked into the shop and said "this is a stick up!"?

    Sorry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    Do you suppose he walked into the shop and said "this is a stick up!"?

    Sorry...


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    Quote Originally Posted by camp10 View Post
    do You Suppose He Walked Into The Shop And Said "this Is A Stick Up!"?

    Sorry...
    Roflmao ! Lol

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    That is just so tacky. Everyone, and I do mean everyone, knows that you are NOT supposed to wear white gloves, face mask and rags wrapped around your shoes until AFTER Labor Day. I think that robber just went out on a limb with that faux pas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    Do you suppose he walked into the shop and said "this is a stick up!"?

    Sorry...
    OK....that was funny!!! LOL
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    The clerk should have hit 911 and dropped the phone then picked up the hammer. The cops would have gotten a head start that way and might have got there in time to do some good ... or not.

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    Oh, that's easy for you to say. When's the last time some guy aimed a stick at you?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    Do you suppose he walked into the shop and said "this is a stick up!"?

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    Probably....and then started barking orders!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Probably....and then started barking orders!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Case View Post
    Knot Head ,,,
    Don't be such a stickler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Don't be such a stickler.
    well, i'm just happy he got caught before he could branch out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Case View Post
    well, i'm just happy he got caught before he could branch out.
    The robber is lucky that none of us were there........It would have turned into a matter of life or limb, for his dumb arse!
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    Now they just need to take him to the wood shed and teach him what's what.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    The robber is lucky that none of us were there........It would have turned into a matter of life or limb, for his dumb arse!
    ya know what they say, "money is the root of all evil".

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    Well, leaf it to us to make jokes about this. Be honest, What wood you do if this ash pole came after you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    Well, leaf it to us to make jokes about this. Be honest, What wood you do if this ash pole came after you?
    I wood make like a tree and leave !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Case View Post
    I wood make like a tree and leave !
    Fir sure!!!

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