Forum Forgive Me for I Have Sinned.

**Winnie** · 12-02-2010, 05:44 PM

It's true. I strayed from the path of Wilderness Survival and went over to the dark side. A Prepper site caught my eye and it was all shiny and new and I got caught up in their bells and whistles. Then, it changed and suddenly there was doom and gloom and talk of the end of the world. It was scary!!
I have come to my senses and realised the error of my ways. Never again shall I stray from the warm, fuzziness...oops.. strong ruggedness that is WSF!

**BENESSE** · 12-02-2010, 05:47 PM

10 lashes with a wet noodle!

**Sourdough** · 12-02-2010, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

10 lashes with a wet noodle!

hehehehehehehe

**Rick** · 12-02-2010, 06:16 PM

Everyone makes mistakes in life. Let's hope this is a learning moment and one that will not be repeated. The good news is you survived. Probably thanks to the skills you learned here. Need I say more?

**Winnie** · 12-02-2010, 06:22 PM

Oh no indeed sir, I have. Never again! I didn't much like the noodle thing either!

**BENESSE** · 12-02-2010, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Sourdough

hehehehehehehe

Would that be like whistling past the graveyard?

**Winnie** · 12-02-2010, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Would that be like whistling past the graveyard?

Better than wheezing in the graveyard maybe?

**oldsoldier** · 12-02-2010, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by Winnie

I didn't much like the noodle thing either!

What if we add some alfredo sauce for you?

**Pal334** · 12-02-2010, 06:40 PM

Aah, haa!!! You have seen that the grass is not always greener on "the otherside".

**BENESSE** · 12-02-2010, 06:47 PM

Just seems greener til you find out it's astro turf.

**Sourdough** · 12-02-2010, 06:52 PM

Or mold on cheese.

**Rick** · 12-02-2010, 06:57 PM

Or realize the reason it's greener is because it's the leach field for a septic system.

**Pal334** · 12-02-2010, 07:09 PM

or, it could be,,, oh never mind

**Batch** · 12-02-2010, 10:27 PM

I see reports like this sometime and it does make you wonder. In all of the world wide web are we really alone? The sole survival forum?

Oh damn! Here comes Rick with that dang neuralizer thing. I think he has used it on me again cause its like deja vu all over again.

**Winter** · 12-02-2010, 10:45 PM

WSF
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**BENESSE** · 12-02-2010, 11:28 PM

I love it!
WSF guy looks catatonic, high on wild edibles & passing gas.
The others just make me tired.

**kyratshooter** · 12-03-2010, 12:31 AM

And we all know what happened to "The Others"!

and no one ever realizes that in the book.....RAMBO DIES!

And sadly, YES We are the only survival forum made up of rational beings in the universe.

We are being gathered from across time and space to this place for gossip, chat and banter. I see it daily on other forums.

"Where did everyone go? All the smart ones are leaving."

"Yes Grasshopper, they are going to a mythical place we have heard of called WSF."

**Winter** · 12-03-2010, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

I love it!
WSF guy looks catatonic, high on wild edibles & passing gas.
The others just make me tired.

We had a long hike into that spot.

It was vacuum sealed ribeye and Snapps.

**your_comforting_company** · 12-03-2010, 08:53 AM

mmmm. ribeye.

Winnie, as far as I'm concerned, you are already redeemed. I think of it like the parable about the prodigal son. I think we should celebrate Winnie's return to the light. Everyone meet me up at Winter's camp for ribeye's and snapps!