What did you do TODAY to be healthier?

[2dumb2kwit]

You know.....come to think of it, I've got some bacon in the fridge. A couple bacon sammichs would be good, about now.

OK....I was a good boy. I had a 'mater sammich, instead of bacon.

[crashdive123]

I'd say he overdosed.

Nope, I disagree. If he had O.D.ed on bacon, he would have been asleep, and not posting that reply. LOL

I don't think it is possible to overdose on bacon.

[BENESSE]

I don't think it is possible to overdose on bacon.

I'd say if you get a stroke, that's a tip-off that you OD'd.

[2dumb2kwit]

I'd say if you get a stroke, that's a tip-off that you OD'd.

Stress will do that to you....bacon relieves stress. LOL

[BENESSE]

Stress will do that to you....bacon relieves stress. LOL

So does premature death. LOL!!!

[Rick]

Wow, man. I, like, had that extra samich. Life is groovy. Bacon is like the road to Nirvana. I'm lookin' for the super bacon expressway.

[BENESSE]

Seeing the white light yet?

[Rick]

You bet. Each time I open the fridge. Darn thing is like a beacon. It keeps calling me back.

[BENESSE]

You bet. Each time I open the fridge. Darn thing is like a beacon. It keeps calling me back.

Don't crawl in, Rick! Think of your family.

[Winnie]

Six weeks smoke free today!

[BENESSE]

Congrats Winnie, seems like yesterday that you started.
It has to feel good.

[Rick]

Six weeks?! You go, girl. Good for you. It's not even worth thinking about is it? Nasty old fags. A little rep your way just because.

[2dumb2kwit]

You bet. Each time I open the fridge. Darn thing is like a beacon. It keeps calling me back.

I had to do a double take, to see if that said beacon or bacon! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Six weeks smoke free today!

Good for you, Winnie! You've made it past the really hard part. Just stick with it.

Dang....a few weeks ago, made one year for me. Man...time flies, when you get old! LOL

[Winnie]

You're telling me 2D!
That light you've been talking about...... is that the one that seems to be making me fatter?

[crashdive123]

Outstanding Winnie!

[Rick]

Actually, she's probably sitting at the computer.

[crashdive123]

You never know. Although it is kind of late at night for her, she could be outstanding in the garden, or outstanding near the girls.

[Winnie]

I wasn't outstanding anywhere, I had just turned the pooter off and gone to bed.

[2dumb2kwit]

You're telling me 2D!
That light you've been talking about...... is that the one that seems to be making me fatter?

I argued with my doctor, about the weight gain. He says people replace the cigarettes with food. I say, that when you quit smoking, your metabolism slows down. When I quit, I watched what I ate pretty close, to be sure I was eating about the same amount, as before I quit......and I still gained 30 pounds, in the first two and a half months.

The good news, is that now we can breath, our lungs are starting to heal themselves, we smell better, and we are saving a ton of money! LOL