That is it, I've had enough I am leaving..

[Winnie]

Oh it is nice to see someone enjoying his work!

[BENESSE]

Oh wow, a moving target...what more could anyone want?
(I know, but you don't have to say it 2D)

[oldsoldier]

May I raise a cheer to the diligence of our moderators keeping us relatively clear of the riff and the raff

Pal you raise a cheer, and I'll toss in a couple of danish. ( the pastry not the people)

[cowgirlup]

He's using a proxy or a floating IP. Either way, he's coming in on different IPs. Besides, it's more fun to hang around and squash him like a grape.

Doesn't he have a bus to catch???

[Rick]

Dare I say it? A short bus?

[finallyME]

Dare I say it? A short bus?

Okay....I'm good now, but I think my gut ripped in half.

[finallyME]

for the wild partially I'll be still near civilization for some supplies..

I am catching a bus to northern ontario in 6 hours.

I'll have $300 for supplies.. when I get to this town. I use to live there so I know there is a fresh water tap that you press n water comes out its right beside the woods (pretty convenient eh?). There is creeks all over. With frogs, turtles, cat fish and so many more fish. Lots of animals and this great selection of edible food.

Dandylions
Fiddle Heads
wild garlic
Cat tail roots
Oyster Mushrooms
Morel Mushrooms
Mint leaves
hazzle nuts
Choke cherries
wild rose
Rasberries (black and red)
Blueberries
Cranberries

I am probably going to stay in the wild till october if I am having a hard time surviving. So if I am then I'll head out to the florida keys where I was successful last year. If not then I will stay the entire winter. Survive the wild for a year. I do have knowledge on survival so don't worry.

anyways with the $300 money for supplies I was thinking spending $200 on tools etc and $100 on rice.

Obviously I don't have enough money for any kind of gun. So what are some good traps?

All right, to all those new guys who wonder why we think he is crazy.

1. He said "I do have knowledge on survival so don't worry." and then said he is spending $100 on rice and asked about traps. Why does he need rice if he knows how to survive? Why does he need to know about traps if he knows how to survive?

2. He is spending $200 on tools. This means that he doesn't have the tools and the experience that comes with using them.

3. He said "What if I never got that crucial info and I died because I never found the solution I could have found here. I hope you learned from your mistake, lives are always a risk when people are denied crucial info." Why would he need any more crucial information if he knew how to survive already?

Again, this is for those newbies thinking of doing the same. Of course, newbies won't read this. But, at least we get to laugh at this moron.

[Valtic]

Very... Impolite of you, I may say. Have you any more than that, or did you really ban him because he, contradicted himself? I would say, I was not here when it happened, but you seem to take too much glee in other persons downfalls.

[BENESSE]

FM, I don't think he was right in the head.
Not your typical, naive newbie...no, this one was off. Either trying to provoke or a whole tool belt missing.

[BENESSE]

Very... Impolite of you, I may say. Have you any more than that, or did you really ban him because he, contradicted himself? I would say, I was not here when it happened, but you seem to take too much glee in other persons downfalls.

There's more to the story, Valtic. Not as it seems. Hang around and get the lay of the land first. Then you'll understand.

[Valtic]

I'll get my four wheeler, heh!
(Actually, I don't like them, me own two legs work fine, too noisy)

[finallyME]

Very... Impolite of you, I may say. Have you any more than that, or did you really ban him because he, contradicted himself? I would say, I was not here when it happened, but you seem to take too much glee in other persons downfalls.

Well, at first I would jump to conclusions and say you are northernpsycho. But, you obviously know how to spell correctly and use correct grammar, so you are obviously not him. I apologize for my rashness.

[kyratshooter]

Very... Impolite of you, I may say. Have you any more than that, or did you really ban him because he, contradicted himself? I would say, I was not here when it happened, but you seem to take too much glee in other persons downfalls.

There is a term called "casting your pearls before swine" that fits this situation very well.

I have been amazed at the level of discussion available on this forum. NP belongs on one of several other "mall ninja sites" where one can ask three stupid questions and become the resident guru of survival in two weeks.

My only hope is that he finds money for the bus ticket. We need to assist this one in removing himself from the social order before he reproduces.

[Sarge47]

Very... Impolite of you, I may say. Have you any more than that, or did you really ban him because he, contradicted himself? I would say, I was not here when it happened, but you seem to take too much glee in other persons downfalls.

Nah,we just don't like trolls around here so we bust them pretty fast! Their was this one clown that called himself HeritageFarm who tried to sneak back in here under the name of Salad-bar, or some such crap. The same IP address nailed him, one that is the same IP your using out of Monroe, LA.; dig? I'll be watching you very closely.

[Alaskan Survivalist]

I can't remember the last time I was in a mall. What is a mall ninja? I've never seen one.

[nell67]

I can't remember the last time I was in a mall. What is a mall ninja? I've never seen one.

Mall security guard,LOL

[Alaskan Survivalist]

Mall security guard,LOL

Thanks. I can see how my stupid questions could be funny but why do so many make fun of the security guards? I tend to respect any man with a job.

[crashdive123]

Thanks. I can see how my stupid questions could be funny but why do so many make fun of the security guards? I tend to respect any man with a job.

AS - it's a bit more than that. This one may have started it all. It's kind of long, but you can get the flavor of it rather quickly. http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

[Alaskan Survivalist]

AS - it's a bit more than that. This one may have started it all. It's kind of long, but you can get the flavor of it rather quickly. http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Ok, I can see how that guy became famous!

[Beans]

Ok, I can see how that guy became famous!

Wow! Selecting High point and Jennings over HK's, Stealing vehicles from the USMC, taking multi hits from a .338 Lupua.

I am overwhelmed with his resourcefulness, expertise and knowledge.

I would hire him in a nano second to guard my mall, if it was abandoned, sitting in the middle of the desert and in a 3rd world country

Calling him a Mall Ninja is insulting to the rest of the real Mall Ninja's