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    My Sweetie went out and picked up our 2 Ducks this morning while I broke my butt in the garden. http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ad.php?t=11513

    When she got there, there were 3 little ducks, not 2. Of course, she was worried that the 3rd. one would get lonely all by itself, so now we have 3 ducks.

    I was talking to Sarge, and we were talking about how we name our pets. And then I looked at them ducks...............

    There's a black one, a yellow one, and one that's both black and yellow. Nobody has any idea (yet) of what kinda' ducks they are. But they do need names, right?

    The yellow one is really a loud little duck. Guests can not see images in the messages. Please register in the forum.

    The black one just kept diving into this little pool we got for 'em. Guests can not see images in the messages. Please register in the forum.

    The yellow and black one thinks it's the boss. Guests can not see images in the messages. Please register in the forum.

    So............................

    The yellow one is named Sarge.

    The black one is named Crashdive.

    And the yellow and black one is named Rick.
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    I would have thought that Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner would have solved your problems on down the road.
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    excellent choices
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    Now ain't that cute?
    Just want to go on the record as the ONLY one who said
    ducks stay as pets.
    Who'd want to be serving Crash Sarge & Rick?

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    Ken - don't blame me when Sarge and Rick start crapping all over the yard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Ken - don't blame me when Sarge and Rick start crapping all over the yard.
    I hope your refering to the ducks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post

    The black one just kept diving into this little pool we got for 'em. Guests can not see images in the messages. Please register in the forum.

    So............................

    The yellow one is named Sarge.

    The black one is named Crashdive.

    And the yellow and black one is named Rick.
    Must be a Navy Duck
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    So, it looks like you did what 'the boss' recommended in the other post; you said ''yes, dear!'' :-)

    It does not look like there will be any roasted duck for you! You even got them a little pool? Ha! Yep, she got you with the 'just do it and apologize later' one!

    Great names, by the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Ken - don't blame me when Sarge and Rick start crapping all over the yard.
    There's crap in the pool, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Must be a Navy Duck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    There's crap in the pool, too.
    Well - he is black like a submarine. It's called blowing sanitary tanks.
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    It'll be interesting to see if any of the ducks turn out to be girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENESSE View Post
    It'll be interesting to see if any of the ducks turn out to be girls.
    Don't ask, don't tell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Must be a Navy Duck
    Really? I thought it was because of post 72. I can see the similarities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RangerXanatos View Post
    Really? I thought it was because of post 72. I can see the similarities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BENESSE View Post
    It'll be interesting to see if any of the ducks turn out to be girls.
    The loud one is female,male ducks have a soft,whispering voice.
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    I think Nell just called Sarge a little girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    I think Nell just called Sarge a little girl.
    Oh QUAAAAAAP! I did,didn't I
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    I am generally one that can see the humor in most things. However, I see no humor in naming a duck, Rick. That ain't even funny.

    And....I'm not bossy! So just move along everyone. Nothin' to see here. Go on, get going.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    I think Nell just called Sarge a little girl.
    Hate to burst your bubble Crash,but Ken posted this in another thread.....

    "Baby Ducks don't quack. They chirp. They Chirp LOUD. ALL THREE DUCKS CHIRP LOUD. "

    "sounds" like they may all be girls....
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