My Honey Looked at Me and said, "You're Gonna' Kill Me......"

[Ken]

So we had just finished dinner about an hour ago, and my fiancee looked at me and said, "you're gonna' kill me."

My head snapped up, and the 4 dogs and 3 cats sensed something was about to happen.

I calmly asked, "Whyyyyyyyyy?"

And she said, "We have 2 ducks."

"In the fridge?"

"No."

"Freezer?"

"No."

"Eatin' ducks?"

"No, pet ducks."

"We'll see about that."

[2dumb2kwit]

Just one question.



Is duck fat as good for frying stuff, as they say it is?

[Camp10]

Ducks are yummy!

[2dumb2kwit]

Yankee Doodle Daffy! LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Lf7...eature=related

[Ken]

Just one question.



Is duck fat as good for frying stuff, as they say it is?

Yes!

Ducks are yummy!

Yes!

[roar-k]

Every time I have had someone cook me duck it's been extremely greasy. I do not know if it's the way they are cooking it or what. One day I want someone that can cook it correctly and try it.

[Pal334]

When you wrote this line: "We'll see about that." , please share how many miles away she was? Mmmmmm?

[Ken]

Every time I have had someone cook me duck it's been extremely greasy. I do not know if it's the way they are cooking it or what. One day I want someone that can cook it correctly and try it.

Loads of ways to fix that. Remove the fat before cooking, cut the grease with citrus juice, roast "beer can style"......

If you wanna' get a different sense of what duck can taste like, get yourself to a good Chinese Restaurant and order yourself some Peking Duck.

And then there's Duck L'Orange.

[Ken]

When you wrote this line: "We'll see about that." , please share how many miles away she was? Mmmmmm?

Ohhhhhh, about 1/2,500th. of a mile. Say 2 - 3 feet away. Were talking about some of my favorite FOOD here.

[BLEUXDOG]

If you plan on eating them you might want to do it before she names them. After that all bets and sauces are off.

[nell67]

LOL....so, who wants to take bets, as to whether Ken ends up eating duck, or crow?

I bet he'll be eating them,as soon as they start crapping on everything,they sure can make one heck of a mess!

[BENESSE]

Going out on a limb here...wild guessing really.
Ducks stay as pets.
Fiance is worth more than a home-made Duck L'Orange.
Besides, ducks are cute and they have even cuter babies.
Ken, stay strong!

[Winnie]

It won't be long before the chickens arrive now.......

[Camp10]

I bet he'll be eating them,as soon as they start crapping on everything,they sure can make one heck of a mess!

I'm with you! They are noisy and dirty.

[Rick]

You can boil this whole thread down to two lines.....

Mrs.: We have ducks
Ken: Yes, dear

The rest is just filler. Trust me on this.....the ducks will wave bye if it comes down to choice. No offense ladies just callin' it like I see it.

[Rick]

I had a similar conversation about a dog. My response.....yes, dear. Makes life a whole lot easier.

[crashdive123]

You can boil this whole thread down to two lines.....

Mrs.: We have ducks
Ken: Yes, dear

The rest is just filler. Trust me on this.....the ducks will wave bye if it comes down to choice. No offense ladies just callin' it like I see it.

Silly goose.

[your_comforting_company]

IMO, duck is better than steak. Wrap in bacon and smoke over low heat for about an hour. salt and pepper to taste.. delicious! an extension of the l'orange is l'pineapple.. YUM!

[Ken]

Two words: Duck Pastrami.

[woodsman86]

You shouldn't be so concerned about how to convince her to let you cook the ducks, but how to convince her on how the ducks got behind the car when you pulling out of the driveway