The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

...and Ken's a dummy.

"dummy?" That word looks an awful lot like YOUR NAME!

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang....I just thought about something.

We joke Ken about being "my cousin vinny".....

..what if his honey looks like Marissa Tomei?

[2dumb2kwit]

"dummy?" That word looks an awful lot like YOUR NAME!

Stop dreamin', Ken. You're no me.

[Ken]

Stop dreamin', Ken. You're no me.

Thank God!

[2dumb2kwit]

When you wrote this line: "We'll see about that." , please share how many miles away she was? Mmmmmm?

LOL....so, who wants to take bets, as to whether Ken ends up eating duck, or crow?

[2dumb2kwit]

Loads of ways to fix that. Remove the fat before cooking, cut the grease with citrus juice, roast "beer can style"......

If you wanna' get a different sense of what duck can taste like, get yourself to a good Chinese Restaurant and order yourself some Peking Duck.

And then there's Duck L'Orange.

Did Ken just say that he's been peeking at some orange ducks?

[2dumb2kwit]

09:31 PM Ken+ Searching Forums

What the heck are you looking for.....your lost MOJO?

[Ken]

What the heck are you looking for.....your lost MOJO?

I had to let the dogs in and dry them off a bit. I believe that they think of me as the waiter, doorman, or towel-boy, depending on the circumstances.

[2dumb2kwit]

Anybody want to bet, that the ducks stay longer than his honey does? LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm with you! They are noisy and dirty.

You talking about ducks, or lawyers?

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm gonna have to start saving these, until Ken is logged on, and crash isn't. LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

I had to let the dogs in and dry them off a bit. I believe that they think of me as the waiter, doorman, or towel-boy, depending on the circumstances.

LOL...I feel your pain.

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken....I see you just logged on. Are you done playing with the bush's, and painting your pole?

[2dumb2kwit]

04:45 PM Ken+ Searching Forums

Hahaha......Looking for good paint removers....or trying to see what is the best duck food?

[2dumb2kwit]

And just that quick, he's gone again.
I guess he found out what ducks eat, so now he's gone to feed them.

[Ken]

Several customers were sitting in a barbershop when a kid crosses the street walking toward the shop.

"Hey fellas," said the barber with a smirk. "Here comes the world's dumbest kid. You just watch this."

The barber takes out a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other. The kid walks into the shop, looks at the barber, takes the two quarters and leaves.

"Whad I tell ya?" asked the barber with a laugh.

About an hour later one of the customers passes the boy, who is standing outside a candy shop.

"Say, son, I was at the barbershop this morning when you came in. Why did you take the two quarters and not the dollar?"

The kid turned to the man, "'Cause the minute I take that dollar, the game's over."

Never judge a book by its cover. That's what my momma always said.

How long's 2dumb been cuttin' hair?

[2dumb2kwit]

My Sweetie went out and picked up our 2 Ducks this morning while I broke my butt in the garden. http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ad.php?t=11513

When she got there, there were 3 little ducks, not 2. Of course, she was worried that the 3rd. one would get lonely all by itself, so now we have 3 ducks.

I was talking to Sarge, and we were talking about how we name our pets. And then I looked at them ducks...............

There's a black one, a yellow one, and one that's both black and yellow. Nobody has any idea (yet) of what kinda' ducks they are. But they do need names, right?

The yellow one is really a loud little duck.

The black one just kept diving into this little pool we got for 'em.

The yellow and black one thinks it's the boss.
So............................

The yellow one is named Sarge.

The black one is named Crashdive.

And the yellow and black one is named Rick.

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him! LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him! LOL

10:00 PM crashdive123+ Moderating

That didn't take long.

[Ken]

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him! LOL

Not quite. All that crap all over the duck-pen and in the duck pool.......... let's just say that we'll be callin' that stuff "2dumb."

Honey, can you go outside and clean up the "2dumb?"

Besides, "2dumb" is easier to pronounce than "klkak."

[2dumb2kwit]

Paralegal..........working for Ken.