Big fat lies!

**Ken** · 04-03-2010, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by klkak

You are more like 56 and the only flipping you did at Burger King is flipping burgers into your mouth. You have to seen a BB gun....all the kids in your neighbor hood used to shoot you with them. As far as walking in the woods you are right about that cause you would run through the woods to get away from the kids with the BB guns....problem was that Burger King was on the other side of the woods so all they did is chase you to it. As the the last statement....WE DON'T TALK POLITICS IN THIS FORUM!!! PERIOD...!

By The Way Everyone, I still need 60 Rep points to make 200. This post should be good for a couple!

Thanks for the PM, Kev.

Still have a few years before I see 56. Can't stand Burger King, and I've been chased with things a lot bigger than BB guns.

Now shouldn't you be all broken up and crushed under a snow machine somewhere, Kevin?

I can't give you any more rep at the moment - I just tried - gotta' spread some around first. So how about I send you a bag of warm beagle sh*t instead?

**Julie362** · 04-03-2010, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Ken

Nope. No exageration, and 22 is NOT my record for one sitting, either. My record is exactly 25 lobsters. Boiled, with drawn butter, and NOTHING else to eat or drink besides a coke.

Now, if anyone wants to make a friendly wager on this, how about loser picks up the tab?

Bring cash. Lots of cash.

Ken, wanna be my dietitian?

**hoosierarcher** · 04-03-2010, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

The first statement is true. The second statement can't be true, because if it was, Sourdough would be following you around 24/7 instead of living up there in Alaska.

And you fell for a classic trap. I've never been brought back from death. Though I have been revived after drowning and had my heart stopped and restarted by the doctor in open heart surgery. The second statement is true, a Ripley's moment to be sure.

**Rick** · 04-03-2010, 06:35 PM

Justin - I don't know what to say. The Bowie has a 9 inch blade so you were attacking a 4 inch limb? Learn about levers and fulcrum points. Much easier to work with the wood than against it. Easy to break a 4 inch limb by inserting one end between to solid points (two close trees for example) then applying leverage to break a section off.

Why on earth would you ever strike your knife with a hammer? That's just asking to damage the knife.

When you baton wood, do so WITH the grain not across it. Remember, work with the wood not against it.

**Ole WV Coot** · 04-03-2010, 07:04 PM

I can't play. Never told a lie in my life and no reason to start now because if I get caught I may be forced to stay after school.

**klkak** · 04-04-2010, 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by Ken

Thanks for the PM, Kev.

Still have a few years before I see 56. Can't stand Burger King, and I've been chased with things a lot bigger than BB guns.

Now shouldn't you be all broken up and crushed under a snow machine somewhere, Kevin?

I can't give you any more rep at the moment - I just tried - gotta' spread some around first. So how about I send you a bag of warm beagle sh*t instead?

Snow machines aint that dangerous. It's them country music singers on ATV's that's dangerous!

This picture was taken about 1 hour before broken ankle.

left to right

assistant guide (Ray), Tracy Lawrence, Guide (Me).

**klkak** · 04-04-2010, 01:01 AM

These are pictures of Tracy and his band.

**trax** · 04-05-2010, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Ole WV Coot

I can't play. Never told a lie in my life and no reason to start now because if I get caught I may be forced to stay after school.

Right there folks, we have a winner!

**BENESSE** · 04-06-2010, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Cynical, maybe.....but she looks great in skimpy lingerie.

(Thanks for the pics, B!)

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

**2dumb2kwit** · 04-06-2010, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

So.....you don't think you do???

LOL

**hoosierarcher** · 04-06-2010, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Okay, I'll come clean.

I'm 16. I flip burgers part time at Burger King. I've never even shot a BB gun or so much as walked in the woods.

There. I feel better now.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm more politically liberal than RedLake and LostOutrider.

I know this is a lie because they don't flip burgers at Burger King they ride through a flame broiler on a steel grid conveyor belt and are cooked on both sides at once.