Bigfoot? What do you think?

[Justin Case]

He knew now that he must prepare for anything, with this driving thought fresh in his mind , he knew, His first order of business was a trip to the gun shop to purchase one box each, Winchester ,Cal 38 and 44 special, 230 gr. jacketed hollow points.

[Ken]

As he gathered his car keys, he stopped and stared at the initials on the key fob. ND. ND? Who am I, he wondered..............

[Justin Case]

Where are my shoes ? I cant find my shoes he Gasps !

[Camp10]

You know, this Randall guy might have been ok but now he will probably be only a one poster. Glad you told your side of the story Randall....real glad!

Ok, the rest of you can get back to entertaining us all!

[Ken]

And so it came to be that, in a drunken stupor, with Chinese food splattered on his shirt, Dick Sleeping began to walk barefoot in the snow, down the path for 200 miles, to where he had parked his car on the nearest paved road...........

[huntermj]

That was the best laugh i've had in a long while!

[Justin Case]

Wearing his favorite shirt, the one with the arrow pointing up that says "I'm with stupid",

[Justin Case]

He is beginning now to wish he had worn pants in this blistery cold instead of his Familiar loin cloth,

[2dumb2kwit]

Suddenly, a cold wind blew.....twisting his loincloth, making it appear to be a thong. In the back of his mind, he thought...."Wow...If anyone had taken a picture of that, I would have to kill myself. How embarrassing!"

[Justin Case]

However, Cold and shriveled , He prances on, one lonely step at a time to his awaiting Prius, parked precariously on the distant pavement.

[Rick]

On and on he walked. Step after tortured step. Mile after hideous mile. And just when he thought he couldn't go on another step, there it was. Finally! Happiness filled his soul. He broke into a dead run and nearly stumbled when he ran inside the outhouse. Hello? What's this? No door? Jo wouldn't like this one little bit.

[Ken]

And in an instant, the wind howled and the rain splattered on his head. As he turned to face the sky above him, the brown bear continued to breath heavily and drool on him, as a chorus of attack geese urged the Ursa on.

[Rick]

What started as a quiet chant became louder and louder further agitating the huge bruin.

AFLAC! AFLAC! AFLAC! AFLAC! AFLAC! AFLAC! AFLAC! AFLAC!

[Justin Case]

Then , In true Tarzan fashion, He let out a yelp that quickly soothed the savage beast,, Wait, What was that ? I seems his animal like howl has attracted a nearby Big Cat that was hunting in the area, A Cougar, No wait, Its, its ---A Woman ! its a Cougar Woman , Excited, he calls to this freak of nature with another bellowing cry, " OOLY OOOLY OOOOOO ! (Snort)

[randalls6283]

You guys are a funny group of men with a great sense of humor! You are also pretty smart! I did see my name on the internet and joined this forum so that I could set the record straight! When Peter made what I thought were derogitory comments about my father, who died a few years ago, and, of coures, totally made up a very inaccurate account of my "goat kill" I did have to correct the record. He had also left out some important facts! However, I must tell you guys that i have hardly been looking for Peter for 30 years!! lol! As a matter of fact I think that last time I really thought about him was about 30 years ago! His bogus post however did jog my memory! Also, I'm not mad at the the moron either! Some people just run their mouths when they are young and keep doing it even when they are old and just don't know when to stop; they never learn! Now, having said all of that I wanted to say that I have really enjoyed reading your post and have been laughing my *** off too!You guys are funny! Just to give give a little intro info about me, I am an avid trophy deer hunter and outdoorsman. I also am an avid mountain bike rider logging in about 80 miles a week. Ihave reciently done a 50K mountain run and enjoy participating in adventure races around the country. I'm also an avid shooter! I learned most of this from my father, who also was an avid outdoorsman and deer hunterand World War 2 fighter pilot. He hunted with me up until the year he died a few years ago. I like this blog and will remain a member and return as often as I have time for as I have found it interesting and informative. I don't have as much time to visit and blog as I would like but but do respect and appreciate the views of knowledgeable and informed outdoorsman like yourselves! I'm gald I entertained y'all during this brief blog! It has been fun! May the wind always be at your back, shoot straight and good luck hunting!! Randalls6283

[crashdive123]

Welcome to the forum. Thanks for providing us the opportunity for a little literary diversion.

[huntermj]

Welcome to the forum Randell.
Arnt you supposed to be working at the vidio store?

[Justin Case]

Hi Randall, welcome, Thanks for being a good sport

[Ken]

Nice to meet you, Randy! One question though........... what did those geese do next?

[Rick]

Welcome home.

Ken - They went on to create a conglomerate insurance company but I forget the name of it.