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  1. 04-01-2010, 08:01 PM #1801
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    While it is true that we affectionately still call submarines boats, I do believe that 18,000 tons qualifies as a ship.
    So, the amount of crap, that Ken spews, would be considered a "ship" load?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    You'd better get busy, Ken....I've left you little notes, all over the forum. LOL
    You MORON, all your little notes are right here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    You MORON, all your little notes are right here.
    Not all of them, but I think you've seen them all......you ignorant runt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Pffft! A Monte Cristo, is a three slice sammich, too. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by jc1234 View Post
    ...Im going to lose my mind...
    Move over and make some room, 2dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    I was at a friends house, one day, while he was cleaning some guns. (We had just returned from shooting.) I asked what he was using, and he told me "gas and motor oil.....'bout half and half." That's what his father had taught him to use. It's what his grandfather had used, also.

    He was very sloppy with it, and used it to clean inside and out. When he finished, he just wiped the guns off with a semi dry rag.

    I wanted to laugh, but I've seen some of his grandfathers guns, that he now has. They are in perfect condition. (Shrug.)
    I don't believe it. There's no way you can have any friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    I don't believe it. There's no way you can have any friends.
    Why are you acting surprised? I get along with almost everybody. Heck....I even get along with some yankees!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    For my next phone, I'm thinking about one of these. LOL

    http://www.jitterbug.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    2dumb! I've found the perfect cellphone provider for you. They already know all about you!

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    Pfft! If they really knew me,they'd Know I'm stupid!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Case View Post
    Wearing his favorite shirt, the one with the arrow pointing up that says "I'm with stupid",

    This one?

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    Big fat lies!
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    Pretty much says it all.....don't it?!?!LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Case View Post
    From My Local Newspaper,

    Time to start watching for venomous critters
    I thought this would be a warning about 2dumb's computer being back on-line.

    *I waited for Crash to log-off before I posted this*
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    Time to start watching for venomous critters
    ...used car salesmen, politicians, lawyers,....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    *I waited for Crash to log-off before I posted this*
    Good survival tactic......Do what you can, to extend shelf life. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Good survival tactic......Do what you can, to extend shelf life. LOL
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    He's back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
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    How did you know the actual size of my hand?

    (Now watch him go back, and shrink the picture.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    How did you know the actual size of my hand?
    I naturally assumed it would be inversely proportional to your brain.
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    I almost posted that once, Justin. And then I remember them danged ban buttons..........
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