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    Alright, I'll give it ago. One is the truth, one is a lie...

    I have given myself stiches in the backcountry with a sewing needle and some fishing line, and I am sitting in front of the computer typing this totally naked, holding a huge bong...laughing, coughing and blowing smoke out of my nose while making up my online fabricated life!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason_Montana View Post
    Alright, I'll give it ago. One is the truth, one is a lie...

    I have given myself stiches in the backcountry with a sewing needle and some fishing line, and I am sitting in front of the computer typing this totally naked, holding a huge bong...laughing, coughing and blowing smoke out of my nose while making up my online fabricated life!
    I don't believe that you're holding the bong. I suspect that it's sitting on your desk next to your keyboard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by klkak View Post
    Day before yesterday I did two tours back to back. I road over 100 miles and didn't not get injured in any way. To top it all off I recieved $130 in tips.

    One more thing.......Today is my birthday and my last name is Kidder.
    1.Is true
    2.Is a lie ,HOW MANY STITCHES DID IT TAKE ????
    3.Is true,congrats on the tips
    4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY,Kevin!
    5. He isn't Kidding,it really IS his last name!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist View Post
    I'm really Native Dude, Primitive man and posing as three other members of this group too.
    If that were true, it would be the first time, out of almost 100 different IP addresses, that it is coming out of Alaska.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist View Post
    Ha, Ha, Ha,! Made you look!
    Oh, I had looked right after you signed up since it was so close to the time frame of ND's outing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist View Post
    I guess this is why Klkak messaged to check me out when I first signed up. It's to bad this thread was not up when ND was here. Sounds like he had a lot to contribute to a thread like this. I love a good story.
    Just read through all of his posts. Seems like they would all fit in this thread. He lives in Detroit.
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    Look, Kevin, see what you caused?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-OAwkQ1ZvE
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    Crash.. what about proxies?
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    While that is possible, it was not the case here. I'm not sure how accurate the site I use is at detecting proxies, but none were detected from any of the IP's he used.
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    A proxy - or proxy server is a way to hide your location from people that have access to your IP address. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxy_server
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist View Post
    I'm really Native Dude, Primitive man.
    I'm ashamed to say this crossed my mind when you signed up....sorry!

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    Two observations:

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    I have learned that people cannot handle the truth
    is an expression that is sometimes used when one's idea of what is true differs from another's idea of what is true.

    2.
    But really does it matter who anybody is?
    It does to me. Integrity is important to me. I realize of course that in an online community I would be sorely disappointed quite often, but it still is important to me.
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    Okay, I'll come clean. I'm 16. I flip burgers part time at Burger King. I've never even shot a BB gun or so much as walked in the woods.

    There. I feel better now.

    Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm more politically liberal than RedLake and LostOutrider.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist View Post
    Crashdrive 123, I have lived in a state with a small population all my life. Many of the people I know I have known all my life. If a person is a lowlife it becomes known and vice versa. Trust is something earned and not to be given.
    I don't disagree with that at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AS
    I learned that logic from Rick
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    I have lived in a state with a small population all my life.
    I live in a state of denial.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Look, Kevin, see what you caused?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-OAwkQ1ZvE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Okay, I'll come clean. I'm 16. I flip burgers part time at Burger King. I've never even shot a BB gun or so much as walked in the woods.

    There. I feel better now.

    Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm more politically liberal than RedLake and LostOutrider.
    You are more like 56 and the only flipping you did at Burger King is flipping burgers into your mouth. You have to seen a BB gun....all the kids in your neighbor hood used to shoot you with them. As far as walking in the woods you are right about that cause you would run through the woods to get away from the kids with the BB guns....problem was that Burger King was on the other side of the woods so all they did is chase you to it. As the the last statement....WE DON'T TALK POLITICS IN THIS FORUM!!! PERIOD...!

    By The Way Everyone, I still need 60 Rep points to make 200. This post should be good for a couple!
    Last edited by klkak; 04-03-2010 at 12:48 AM.
    1. If it's in your kit and you don't know how to use it....It's useless.
    2. If you can't reach your kit when you need it....Its useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nell67 View Post
    3. Is true,congrats on the tips
    4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY,Kevin!
    5. He isn't Kidding,it really IS his last name!
    Thank you nell you are such a sweetheart.
    Last edited by klkak; 04-03-2010 at 12:48 AM.
    1. If it's in your kit and you don't know how to use it....It's useless.
    2. If you can't reach your kit when you need it....Its useless.

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    I once sawed through the base of a very dry, very dead, very seasoned piece of madrone tree. I COULD NOT chop through it. I took my ka bar heavy bowie(a very big chopping knife which was more that 2 times longer than the diameter of the log and still could not batton through the dang thing. I took it home and grabbed a hammer. I was bashing at this thing with a large hammer and taking chunks of metal off the back of my knife. It STILL would not budge. I got a BIG splitting maul from my dad and it only made a big dent in the wood, but would not actually split it. I was going to make a pretty bowl out of it but i need to get my hands on a chainsaw or something.
    This wood was unfathomably hard. I have cut through other pieces that were much bigger than this log and it wasnt nearly as hard.
    WTF WAS UP WITH THIS TREE? It was like petrified or something.
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