What's your "foxworthy" TEOTWAWKI ?

**rebel** · 03-23-2010, 11:35 PM

You know it's TEOTWAWKI when...

Instead of cutting the grass they're eating it.

**Ken** · 03-23-2010, 11:37 PM

You know it's TEOTWAWKI when...

Sarge starts collecting urine "samples."

**rebel** · 03-23-2010, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

You know it's TEOTWAWKI when...

Sarge starts collecting urine "samples."

Pretty funny!

**Sourdough** · 03-23-2010, 11:45 PM

You know it's Teotwawki when.................

Sourdough, spends all winter watching TV, and gains 26 Pounds.

(Note: a temporary 13 pound winter gain is normal for me)

**rebel** · 03-23-2010, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by Sourdough

You know it's Teotwawki when.................

Sourdough, spends all winter watching TV, and gains 26 Pounds.

(Note: a temporary 13 pound winter gain is normal for me)

If you need to, you'll loose it in the summer.

**rebel** · 03-23-2010, 11:51 PM

...The neighbors used to be worried about someone abducting they're children. Now, they try to sell them. (Oh yea, they all ready do that in some neighborhoods).

**chiggersngrits** · 03-24-2010, 12:12 AM

That Chinese restaurant that everyone suspected of serving stray cats, just published a best selling cookbook.

**DOGMAN** · 03-24-2010, 12:36 AM

You know it's TEOTWAWKI when...
you agree with Lewis and Clark and convince yourself that dogs are good eatin'

when going to work means heading to the curb by walmart, and your "tools of the trade" are markers and cardboard

when you find yourself arguing with the convience store clerk over the price of a 20oz Schmidts Iced

you cut holes in your socks to create fingerless gloves

you can puke and poop simultaneously

**Rick** · 03-24-2010, 06:54 AM

Oh well, Eeeeeeeew.

**Rick** · 03-24-2010, 06:58 AM

You know it's TEOTWAWKI when...

Bragg uses gold for fishing weights...
Sourdough moves to Anchorage and finds work teaching at a preschool....
I start teaching wilderness fire starting using stock certificates....

**Sourdough** · 03-24-2010, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Rick

You know it's TEOTWAWKI when...

Bragg uses gold for fishing weights...
Sourdough moves to Anchorage and finds work teaching at a preschool....
I start teaching wilderness fire starting using stock certificates....

Only #3 will ever come to pass.............

**Rick** · 03-24-2010, 09:01 AM

I had this vision of you entertaining seven 6 year olds. Sorry.

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**Ken** · 03-24-2010, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Rick

I had this vision of you entertaining seven 6 year olds. Sorry.

My vision includes this:

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**Mountaintrekker** · 03-25-2010, 01:49 AM

You know it's TEOTWAWKI when the illegals are running back across the border.

You know it's TEOTWAWKI when a 6 pack of beer costs a days wages and you'll happily pay it!

**Ted** · 03-25-2010, 02:02 AM

You know it's realy TEOTWAWKI, when you see Ted running through the woods naked screaming, "Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last!"

**Rick** · 03-25-2010, 08:17 AM

Ted! Ted! Hold up. Go put some clothes on, buddy, it was just a test. They test the sirens every week.

**crashdive123** · 03-25-2010, 08:54 AM

In other new - There were several calls to the Bryant, Illinois police department today reporting sightings of a Big Foot like creature running through the woods. One 911 tape that was released was a call by Ethel Mae Winchester, a 90 year old Bryant resident.

911 Operator: 911. What is the nature of your emergency?

Ethel Mae: There's a large creature running naked through the woods.

911 Operator: Big Foot?

Ethel Mae: They weren't that big, but if you catch him, can you bring him by my place. I don't get out too much any more.

**trax** · 03-25-2010, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by Ted

You know it's realy TEOTWAWKI, when you see Ted running through the woods naked screaming, "Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last!"

Oh. I thought that's when we knew it was Saturday...hmph, end of the world huh? Go figure.